BACKSTORY:
- My room is 325
- In room 326, there is a sophomore Psychology class during my Philippine History class which is around 1pm
- IN THAT 2ND YEAR CLASS, THERE IS A CUTE PSYCH BOY
- HE IS CHINESE AND VERY TALL AND HOT
- HE WEARS GLASSES
- DID I MENTION HE WAS HOT?
- HE'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MISS IN THE HALLWAY DAMN SON
- When I first saw him like I was fucking sleeping then I woke up 'cause I thought I saw god or something
- My friend's block uses room 325 so after my classes, we switch with them
- THERE ARE TWO WINDOWS IN FRONT OF THE DOOR WHICH ARE REALLY CLOSE TO EACH OTHER
MUCH MORE IMPORTANT BACKSTORY:
- My blockmates thinks I'm bi. It's okay. I'm straight though. But it's funny.
- My friend, C, has a cute girl as a classmate
- My guy classmates are ogling her
- I being the top gun, wanted to boast that I can get her name
Okay so once my class ends, I go outside and meet up with my friend and I say, "hey can you introduce me to your cute classmate?"
And she was like "yeah sure" and we go to this girl and we pass by CUTE PSYCH GUY AND HIS CUTE ASS FRIEND ON THE WAY.
Then this girl, we'll call her P, is actually a really nice girl. She's sweet! I wanna pinch her until she bursts. I talk and talk so I forgot that CUTE PSYCH GUY AND LESS CUTE FRIEND IS BEHIND US.
Then my friend asks me, "Hey, where's your crush?"
And I was like, "Oh he's right behind us." IN A LOUD FUCKING VOICE AND I EVEN POINTED AT THEM.
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OMFGGGGGG
NOTE THAT LESS CUTE FRIEND WAS FACING US SO HE HEARD AND SAW EVERYTHING DAMN
DAMN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET ANYMORE STUPID
Then I tried to play it off like "Haha bitch stop making me embarrassed"
But inside, I was like damn damn damn puta puta puta punyeta
YOU SHADY BITCH I BET YOU HAD THIS PLANNED OUT
Huhu I'm kidding
Then we said bye to each other and I pass by CUTE PSYCH GUY AND FRIEND and I saw in my periphery THAT THEY WERE LAUGHING
JESUS TAKE ME
I NEED TO GO BACK TO MY SHAME CUBE
