I haven’t even taken a step outside of my house and I already want to go home.
When your class ends early
When you studied really hard but saw the first page of the exam
I just had my Biology finals a few hours ago and it’s just… oh my fucking god. I know I played Kim K for like half of the day but I STUDIED OKAY.
The shit in the test isn’t even in the book, I swear to god. And our prof haven’t even showed up to class for THREE MONTHS. The whole sem is a span of 5 months AND SHE BARELY SHOWED HER FACE. Ugh, it’s not like I want to see her though. She never taught us anything. She thinks she’s so high because she’s an accomplished researcher and she thinks that the students should’ve memorized the book in one day.
I’m begging the God of the Curve to let me pass this semester because I know I already got a failing grade halfway through.
When the professor is really boring and the class is boring and everything else is boring you
I’m so sick of Theology class. WHY DO WE HAVE THEOLOGY IN THE COLLEGE OF SCIENCE?
When professor is saying bull
Sometimes, they’re sooo moody. I feel like they’re in their period everyday even though they don’t have it anymore. If they’re not moody, they have something against you or the whole block.
In Theology class, I feel like my prof is spouting bull but she’s very nice so I’ll say that she’s opinionated. But she’s kinda weird like 11/10 so…. Yeah.
When the professor calls you for recitation
Then asks you to explain something
When your groupmates haven’t done shit or just seenzoned you in your group chat
You’re just so done with other people’s bullshit. Like I have a whole stock of bullshit myself but I can’t handle others’, honestly.
When you hear your groupmates complaining
When you have a quiz or report the next day
Then you cram so hard
When you’re on the last day of break and your friend/classmate/blockmate reminds you of all the things you should’ve done over the break
When someone texts you about donation
*I’m in a really really Catholic college
When you thought that college has a lot of hot guys since the population of males is more plenty than an all-girls school
When you have a lot of things to be submitted/studied for tomorrow
When your classmate is as fake as her bag
Mmhm, do tell me how real your Lacoste bag is. I could’ve sworn I saw the same thing in the flea market.
When you’re just so done with everyone
When your classmate is thirsty af
You gotta practice being thirsty ‘cause no one’s gonna give you water in hell.
When your classmate thinks she’s so smart whenever she asks a question
Or like she thinks it’s amazing to remind your prof about the quiz or hw he forgot to collect.
So not cool.
MY CLASSMATE ASKED IF THEY TAX MEDICINE AND IF WE IMPORT MEDS
When your classmate goes on and on about how luxurious her life is
Like she always tell shit about how she stays in hotels and have like 7 Nikes or whatever – ugh.
Then she goes like, “Oh my god I haven’t had Starbucks yet.” Then she goes and buys a grande and I’m just like omfg so basic lol.
I feel bad for her driver 'cause she makes him wait for like the whole day for her and she's always like "I have a driver so it's okay to leave your stuffs with me. He can hold it for me." Bitch please. I have a driver too but you don't see me asking him to stay for 8 hours in uni.
Then when you think she’s done saying stuff about how rich she is, she starts trying to one-up you
Like whenever I tell a story, she’s like oh I know someone like that blah blah. Or she’s like, Oh I stay in this hotel every now and then I’m used to it already.
The temptation to hit her is real but not today, satan, not today.