Keeping up With Kimi

The only thing I don't like about having a fresh manicure is that I gotta be like a fucking zombie.

Like you can't get your keys, hold your phone properly or hold the remote properly 'cause the polish is still wet. It's especially devastating if your mani is on point and you did it yourself and you spent blood, sweat and tears trying to do this shit but you fuck it up in one second.

These nails are a work of art.

It's like a kid puked on Mona Lisa and just walked away. Fuck no!

Anyway, it's a good thing I did not fuck up today. Can I get a yaaaassss in here?

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I spent like 4 hours on my nails 'cause I took too many breaks and I was eating and I was watching Keeping up With the Kardashians (hence the title). I adore reality shows. I now know why some singe lonely people and moms binge-watch on these.

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I did that glossy french tip thing you see on pinterest! But really, I just got the idea from youtube. Pinterest has the pictures but youtube has the tutorials.

Tomorrow, I'm gonna go to the spa because my fucking back is killing me. I feel like my mom's sitting on my back damn.
January 5th, 2016 at 04:35pm