Oh my! I love my mother!

HAHA.

Not so much.

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I... hate that bitch. To say the least.

So here's the general gist of my mom. She's a smoker, alcoholic, whore with a bad temper. Maybe it's menopause. I dunno. But it doesn't really matter because I've got less than a year before I go to college and leave the old, miserable hag all by her lonesome. Oh wait, my poor brother and sister are stuck with her for the next 6-8 years. Damn. Sucks for them. Like, supa bad. I pretty much hate my mom because I am:

A.) A whore
B.) A failure
C.) Lazy
D.) A bitch
E.) All of the above

If you guessed E, you're right! Tell 'em what they've won, Johnny!

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If I could kill her and get away with it, I would. I'd rather starve in college than depend on her. And when I grow up to be super rich, I won't give her a mother effing dime. She can clean my house for minimum wage. That's how I feel.

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October 13th, 2007 at 11:51am