2017's Wild Start.

So,

Hey Mibba! Long time no talk lets just get the whole I haven't seen you since last year thing outta the way so I can move on and tell you what a wild shitstorm 2017 is already going to be for me. So I bought a new truck, 2017 Chevy Silverado z71 so its a bad ass black car with black bowties, black rims looks like something a douche bag would drive. I had it for maybe two days when someone at a lovely place called Target hit my truck backing out, nice huge dent in my tailgate, claimed it on insurance got it fixed no big deal.

So fast forward, had it back from the shop for one day when, you guessed it some no good punk ass criminal decided they wanted to break the window out of my truck to steal shit outta it, thankfully i don't keep anything in the truck, I keep it all in my purse or on my person in my home, not even my garage door opener is in my truck.

There's another damn claim on my insurance and a police report.

So my aunt invites me and my mom out to lunch at Applebees, you think nothing of going to lunch nothing bad can happen right? WELL think again.

I left my phone on the table, walked out to my truck not even gone five minutes and surprise surprise my fucking phone is gone, asked the manager to pull tapes and he refused so I filed a police report and bought myself a new phone.

2017 you already suck you're on my list.