Layout?

I have been struggling for the last two days to make a layout, let alone a banner.
*face palm*

I may just be over thinking things and I'm too lazy to head into the forums this morning. SO I guess I'm asking if someone loves me enough to make one for me? Slash, if that isn't the case, this is just me venting about how much I suck about making layouts.

Could be that I've been up since 5:30am which a child that just wants to watching Moana on repeat.
I think I need some coffee and lots of water today. And maybe a back rub.

Man, adulting is getting really hard.