Pain

This will be very TMI but I need to vent. So here:

I'm in a lot of pain, womanly pain. And it's absolutely horrible. It feels like I'm getting cut in half, I'm not even joking. I've had a lot of painkillers, tea, heating pads... it doesn't work. I'm also feeling sick and have a fever. It's 1AM and I can't sleep.

All this because I'm not pregnant. Like wow so I decide to not have unprotected sex and this is what I get. Thanks nature! You either have a mini poop machine or horrible pain. There is no winning for us, is there?