Random quotes, anyone?

Does anyone have any random quotes? Funny or not, I really don't care. I just need one. >.<

My pants are wet. I didn't pee, rofl. Someone threw a water bottle on me. XP

I had pudding. It was chocolate.:D

Today was picture day.
I wore pink.
Everyone was like OMFG PINK.
I got pissed off.
People annoy me.
Then I changed as soon as the picture was taken.
Rofl.
Projekt Revolution shirt FTW. =]

Blahh.
But does anyone have quotes?
Seriously, please just leave one.
I need one very very desperately.
*begs at your feet to please leave a quote from you or your friends or ANYBODY before you leave this journal*
Thank youuu.
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