I'd like to meet my readers ^_^

At first I'd like to say I take showers to the sound of .... Gerard! (That wasn't as much of a big surprise, was it?)
-does sexy dance-
Hope that gives you nightmares evil readers. -insert twisted smiley-

Anyways enough spamming and let's get serious.
So I wanna meet my readers (As the title obviosuly indicates) , either the people who're still reading or the one who stopped (The last ones can tell me what went wrong so I can correct the mistakes and flaws).

I'm gonna link this to the summaries of most of my stories, 'cause honestly you not commenting does put me down a bit. Although I do write more chapters but somehow I don't bother to type them up and post them. But it would cheer me up to know who you are.
You can just say hi or at least your name, I'm not asking for much.

I just wanna get to know the people who're reading my stories (Other than the ones who're commenting).

P.S.: If this slightly scares you I can assure you that I won't stalk you and stab you with forks. :D
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