Good morning.

I open my eyes, yawning slugishly.
I look at my clock, and it says that I slept until ten o' clock.
Usually I'd get up.
But seeing as I stayed up all night,
and after the week I had,
staying under the covers and never coming out
seems like a pretty good idea right now.

I close my eyes and curl back up, happy to be warm.
Then I open my eyes again.
What was that I just saw?
I sit up and see that an impossibly large spider has landed on me.
I yelp and throw the blankets off, jumping up.
Okay, okay.
I'm up.