••I Like Nirvana, It Dosent Mean I'd Shoot Myself••Rant One••

So really, this is me and myself ranting on and on and on...

I HATE LITTLE KIDS

Dont you?

Little Kid: Hey,Hey, You, You I dont like your Girlfriend!

Little People generally have NO music taste what so ever.
And do add to the offense of listening to Avril <insert spellable last name here> and The Pussy Cat Dolls.
they decide they can DANCE to it.
Ew. Have you ever seen a little slut dance around like a fucktard, thinking shes SO TOTALLY hot?
Well, I have. It was SO TOTALLY worth kicking it in the face.

Little Kid: Mommy! Mommy!

Their Mums SUCK. Well most do, the evil annoying Soccer moms.
This is thier answer to everything- "No, You will Die"
5 year old Says: To The Park mum?
Mum Says: No, You will Die
10 year old says: Sleepover mum?
Mum Says: No, You will Die
15 year old says: Piercings Mum?
Mum Says: No, You will Die
20 year old says: I Dont need the sex talk mum, i've already had sex
Mum Says: Im going to Kill you.

Little Kid: OO! Blues Clues!

Mindless Childrens TV
Like Blues Clues. You know that the original presenter KILLED himself?
ALL because of the stupid non-existent ill coloured dog and its talked inanimate objects.
Yes, he went crazy because he talked to nothing all day long,
went on car rides with nothing,
baked with nothing,
Got pushed into parallell universes with nothing.
This is all Little Kids fault.

I HATE LITTLE KIDS

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