Funny Elmo joke

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. (You know, the toy that laughs when you tickle it under the arms.)

Well, Lena was hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reported for
her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there was a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman threw open the door and began to rant about the
new employee.

He complained that she was incredibly slow and the whole line was
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decided he should see this for himself, so the
2 men marched down to the factory floor.
When they got there the line was so backed up that there were Tickle Me
Elmo's all over the factory floor and they were really beginning to
pile up.

At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.

The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric,
wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himself together and
approached Lena .

“I'm sorry,” he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
“but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”
January 13th, 2008 at 07:17am