15 things you don't want to hear a doctor with a sharp object say.

Because I love my job so much (not) and I want to do my best (whatever) my mind went into a fuzzy daze while some old lady yelled at me for not telling her to push the right button (what's so hard in pushing the red motherfucking button?) and her system crashed (I wish it crashed on her) I came up with a few things you don't want to hear your surgeon say during an operation :

1. Oops.
2. Where does it go?
3. Oh fuck I spilled my coffee inside!
4. Nifty!
5. I wonder what'll happen if I do this....
6. Now...Where did I put that brain?
7. Does it supposed to make these sounds?
8. Ahhhhh!!! Blood!!!! *runs away*
9. It's better not be Dr. Kilpentlkfldtisis, he pranked me this other time, stealing that liver *giggles*.
10. WTF?
11. How do I sew it back?
12. Have you heard that new MCR album? *sings* and if your heart stops beating, I'll be there wondering, where can I hide...
13. I wish I didn't fall asleep when they taught this in med school.
14. I wonder if now's the right time to tell mom I failed med school...
15. Yay! I found the brain!