stubbourn as a cliche

Okay, so i said that the argument between Ridley and Emily would go on for ages cos they're so stubbourn, but I was wrong.

Me and Paddy walked down the stairs to hear shouting...Ridley yelling at Emily. Something to d with
"you should have told me first not afterwards for fucks sake, and should've ended it with me before you did anything!"
So we're like...duuuuuude, they're gonna break up!

and then we decided to go walk tghrough the rokm and break it up 'accidentally' and we walked down and she yelled something like
"I didn't fucking do anything. Alex is a fucking friend and if you can't fucking understand that..." (I didn't hear the rest but was like O_o

and then, the biggest cliche of all, Ridley (my couisn is better at this shit than I thought!) runs forwardf, grabs her and, like straight out of a movie, kisses her. Unfortunatly, the fact that this resulted in them falling over the back of the couch screwed the cliche up a bit. But they're back together now, so we're all good.

I want cake.