Male Strippers, etc.

Hello peoples. I am quite bored so I'm going to write about my... interesting weekend. Ahem.
Well it was my friend Sinead's birthday and there was a bunch of us going into town for a movie and stuff and then going back to her place. Well little did Sinead know, there was a surprise planned for her. But anyways, when I got in and met up with them, I was immediately attacked by a giant jar of glitter. =/ Then we got kicked out of Lush while one of the guys (can't remember his name) ran around screaming suicide bomber. =/. But ANYWAY. Then we all went to Penney's to look for the props for Sinead's surprise, a strip tease. >_> And I thought they were kidding. Ha. Haha. -.-
So after a long while of looking at pink sequined bras and g-strings, red lacy corsets, etc, we said we'd come back later and headed off to the cinema to watch Balls of Fury. Where I fell iver 4 times. -.- And Doireann kept screaming EWWW. -.-
So after that, we discover tat all the shops are closed except for this little Irish souveneir shop. *cough* So. We buy a feather boa in Irish colours. An Irish blow-up hammer. And green boxers that said: "traditional irish breakfast", with a big egg and SAUSAGE. *cough*
So we all go back to Sinead's house cept for me Hannah and Sinead who go to hannahs house to buy some time while the others set up. Then after like 10 minutes of banging on the door we go in. And well I'm not going to go into detail but it did involve two bananas and a very mortified birthday girl.
So after a while the non-sleepover people leave and we watched the notebook which I'd never seen before but I guess it was pretty good, considering Doireann kept screaming prostitute at the tv at the end with the elderly peoples. So we go on Bebo, make midnight pancakes, get feeled up by horny Leeanne, arguing over whther sausages come from pigs or cows, constantly hearing the words fallopian tube, having lemon juice chugging contests, and other... rather unspeakable things... And then today I went shopping so i have now been awake for over 33hours though i dont feel any differerent.... hmm.... *strokes beard*