Things That Took Yours Truly A Long Time To Realize

*Billie Joe, Tim, Lance and Neil are NOT related. In any way.
* Mark Hoppus is NOT gay (very very VERY much not gay)
*Sonny Moore probably won't marry you...
*Hayley and Josh AREN'T DATING
*Panic and the Disco won't bring back the '!' no matter how many petitions you sign.
*William Beckett probably won't marry you either, much less come to your house in a speedo (or nothing at all)
*Your brother isn't gay after all!
*Gabe IS Jewish
*Guys find it insulting when you say they look like Chloe Azria (even though she's like, a model...)
*Sonny Moore probably won't marry you...
*Ryan Ross isn't still 19 YOU DUMBASS (even though he looks like he's what, 5).
*People find it creepy when you write fanfiction about them getting buttraped by some other band member....
*In the mass majority of the pictures you thought had *insert some random band member here* holding soy sauce, he/she was in fact holding a beer.
*Sonny Moore probably won't marry you...
*Your drama teacher is half Japanese.
*Your friend DOES look like a golden retriever!
*But she doesn't look it sushi...
*There really is no point in this journal anymore...
*Yes there is!
*No, there isn't...
*Maybe you're right.
*Yeah I think I'm right.