I wanna see a scene kid with scene hair walk in the wind!

Seriously I may be a masochist but I wanna see how they fucking deal with their hair during a windy day!
True, it looks awesome in pictures but in real life wind is a bitch.
Speaking of bitches, my new hair straightener sucks major ****!
It won't straight shit!
My hair is naturally wavy and it's soft and not particularly thick yet the next day I wake up and it's wavy again!
Maybe I'm doing something wrong, I dunno, I wash it, put a styling shit in it, blow dry it and straight it and sometimes use a spray yet next day BAM it's fucking wavy at the ends again!
Tips anyone? I know there's some straightening gurus out there! Show me the light! Show me the truth!

My mother turned the volume listening to Phil Collins...Kill me now.