Guess how much of an idiot I am?

So I haven't been around here in like... months. Mibba used to be my life *rolls eyes*.
Anyways... Guess what I did last Sunday? I got hit by an SUV... an Escalade to be exact, and I broke one bone in my foot, and well as fractured another 3 bones in my foot, I dislocated my shoulder, and bruised my jaw. I have absolutely nothing to do right now. Anyone wanna talk to me?

P.S. Has anyone else ever had sex with a cast on? I found it UBER awkward.

P.P.S. Ugh, does anyone know where I can read New Moon and Eclipse online? They're the sequels to Twilight.