My Friends Are Idiots. Are Lives Are Quite Entertaining.

2008-
I Am Paige

Some Are Inside Jokes, You May Not Get It. Or You Can Just Ask Me I Guess
Small Explanation
Andy= Guy I Have A Obsession With.
Mofo= Guy I HATE.
Robin= German Neighbour, Serena's BF. OMG. Serena Has Strict Parents, Not Allowed Substances.
The Rest Arnt Cool Enough.

Serena: "Oooh, ooh, Robin, our heads look like a line on a Cartesian Plane now!"
Robin: "Yeah! Oh my god, youre right!"

-Muffin Break-->
Paige: "Shush! Silent!"
Serena: "...what?"
Paige: "...Andy was here."

Paige: "I hate Mofo..."
Serena: "Hey... oii... what if mirrors... like... didnt reflect things like they really were..."

Paige: "Its like, its like oii... 'Penis the Rape Engine'.."

Serena: "Oooh look at that yachet, it has a black sail..."
Paige: "Oh WHAT A EMO!"

Serena: "Oooh look at the sky, its so gorgeous!"
Paige: "Youre so gorgeous! ...oh wait..."

Paige: "I still don't get what you have against Bert McCracken, I mean..."
Serena: "Oh My God my arm tastes like chips!"

-current events test-->
Emme: "psst... Frank... whose the guy who helped Edmund Hillary...?"
Serena: "...Bob... Someone... Bob.. Dylan?... No, no, hes not a mountaineer..."

James: "Keep it small, Serena."
-driving away from Paiges-->
Paige: "Keep it small!"
James: "Yeah!"
Mike: "Shes going Emo, look at that look shes giving you...!"
Paige: "WHAT A EMO!"

Serena: "Its an everyday luxury, like having chocolate... but oh no, youre allergic to it!"
Robin: "Its also like having coffee... but oh no, youre not allowed it!"

Serena: "-points- You know, that used to be a train station... no..."
Moniek: "Pfft... wha...?..."
Serena: "...no... station, station.... place where you fill up cars to make them go... uhh... petrol... PETROL! Station..."
Moniek: "Oh. My god..."
Serena: "...temporary brain loss. No, memory, temporary memory loss!"

Robin: "...your mum would rape me. Shed be like "Get down, Robin!" -points downwards-"

Emme: "-looks at art folder- 11... youre year 11??"
Cam: "Yeah..."
Emme: "But... but... but Id never seen you before, I thought you were a year 9...!"
Cam: "I had a choice whether I wanted to be in year 11 or 12. But I chose 11, cuz otherwise it wouldve been all -low voice- "Hi Cam." -high voice- "Hi!"..."

Serena: "I hate Churches... Im serious, theyre really creepy... I mean, they just gave me a free muffin. What the fuck am I meant to do with this, sarcrifice it to frickin' Jesus??"

Paige: "Oh... my gawd... you... him... you and him... oh my god guess what Robin... oh my god... you guys go out... ohmygawd... CUTE... hey guess what oii... guess what... OHMYGAWD! YOU GO OUT AGAIN! -celebrity fangirl squealing-"

Miss Jeavons: "...this is how a [?] baby is formed..."
Serena: "Okay Hannah... just she just say a crap baby, or a crack baby..."
Hannah: "Puberty, Changes In Puberty...? ...hey look Serena, it says 'Taller' here..."

Paige: "Its the stars, the stars, that shine for you...
Serena: "...the start, of something new..."
Paige: "NO! Its the stars, not the start...!"
Serena: "Its the start, the start, of something new...!"
Paige: "Its the stars, the stars, that shine for you...! Its the stars, the stars, that shine for you! Its the start, the start, or something new!!! ...oh."