Cringe Worthy Stories

So I was at Guard practice today, and our captain told us a little story.

You see, she went to this pro guard thing this weekend, and met some crazy people.

One girl had a very...interesting story to tell.

Apparently, she was doing a toss with her rifle, and was supposed to catch it between her legs.

It was really dark.

Yeah, she lost her virginity to a rifle.

I don't know about you, but I know for a fact that getting hit with a rifle hurts, but I think this one tops them all.

This just proves that Guard is a dangerous sport.

What have I gotten myself into?