I can't believe it

I'm sixteen. I have a fourteen year old sister. My dad is 46 and my mom is 45. You'd think the biological clock would be dinging by now, but no.
MY MOM IS PREGNANT!
I can't believe this. They just told me a few minutes ago. Please, please, please, when do they realize that a sixteen and fourteen year difference is insane?
Did they even plan this?
At their ages, I'm guessing not.
My parents do it a decade later.
Forgive me for sounding like a prepubescent, but ew.
I'm still in a state of shock. By the time my brother or sister will be two, I'll be out of the house. Diapers doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.
Should I be happy?
January 23rd, 2007 at 01:03am