so like really weird, random text thing

so like last nite i started getting really strange txts from some random chik asking me if i was like dafine or something. since my name is not dafine like u may have noticed i told her she had the wrong # and to go away, but she txted back and asked if we could be friend and i ignored them as any normal person would. so then she called me and hung up b4 i could anwser it. so i called back and was all like why the hell did u call me. and she hung up. so aroung 30 minutes later she txted again and was like sorry my brother called cause he thinks ur voice is sexy. how a voice can be sexy is beyond my knowledge but anyway. and then her brother asked me out, i said no of course considering i dont kno the dude but watevrs. so he txtd back and was all i kno ur name is cora cause ur fone was dead last nite and i called and heard ur anwsering machine, so i was all oh crap and he told me my last name which was totally not on my machine and my class schedule but then only to find out that his 'cuz'(whom i find out later is really his sister) is some nerd in my homeroom who worships me (im not kidding) but so that was creepy so then i told him about my bf and he went all 'he doesnt have to kno about "us" and i said there is no "us"' and then chan (the bf) got xtremely pissed as he was sitting at the foot of my bed and started txting him rapidly but now im all good