how to survive a vampire attack

[this is what happened on a day i decided to wag school.. i.e; extreme boredness]

in case of an attack (and/or breakout). Consider the following;

cover up
turtleneck sweaters, scarfs etc.. are a seasons must!
Pro's: this may decrease your likeliness of being bitten.
Con's: not a great idea is traveling to hot/humid country's, like Mexico.

garlic breath
eat unhealthy amounts of garlic bread.
Pro's: vampires HATE garlic, this is also a major vampire turn off.
Con's: your 'significant other' may not enjoy your new scent, consider them a vampire.

sun = safe
stay in the sun, as long as possible.. or just open every curtain/blind possible.
Pro's: vampires strongly dislike the sun, infact.. they combust underneath its rays
Con's: after a while, you may find your eyesight weltering away, slowly. So, we just the use of sunglasses, as this is a vital way to keep your eyesight.

no sun = not safe
don't stay out after sunrise. There are many other indoor activities to enjoy.
Pro's: you'll be less likely of an outdoor attack, which are much more frequent, than indoor vampire attacks.
Con's: not a great idea if 'the night prowler' or 'party animal' is your thing.

steak anyone?
Always carry with you, a wooden stake. If a vampire attack occurs.. a simply 'shoving through the heart' will make you instantly a hero.
Pro's: there small and can easily fit into pockets and/or handbags.
Con's: if traveling via plane. This may seem suss.

By taking all these necessary precautions, you may consider yourself safe from any 'in future' vampire attacks.