Let's have sex and get married

my title is the best pick up line ever!!!!

i've never used it on a guy . . ..

oh! best pick up line i ever used was like 20 minutes before prom, me and three of my friends went to dump our shit in our hotel room and two of my friends were a couple and i liked my third friend, so i turned to my third friend and said

"Wanna be my date cuz i'm sexy?"

he was like
"No, i already promised *insert name of other guy in room*"
then the other girl in the room was like
"Lies!"
and then i was like
"*insert girl's name* we'll be dates since we're both super sexy"

i think that's how it went down . . .meh.

omg! we should have a mibba sex party . . .oh wait . . .that's not aloud anymore *cries*

danananana BATMAN

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