A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump into bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled:"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled: "BELL 2!" The wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled: "BELL 3!" they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,: SHE REPLIED, :YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
Now that would be from my mother, all of them actually and I figured people may need some laughs.
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