Laps and Erected

Laps:
People only have one lap. Two thighs... one lap.
"Frank sat on Gerards laps."
NO! You are wrong!
"Frank sat on Gerards lap."
Yes! You are right!

Please stop saying that there are two.
"Frank sat on Mikey and Gerards laps."
That is okay. S'all good. There are two people so there are two laps.

Get it? Cool.

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Erected:
I hate it when I'm reading a nice sex scene and then this comes up;
"He was fully erected."
NO! Just no! It's not 'erected' at all! It's erect!
"He was fully erect."
Yes! See? That is right! The other is just wrong!

It ruines sex-scene moods! Don't do it!

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Now that you guys out there know how wrong you are, hopefully you'll decide against using these pet-peeves of mine.
Spanks, babies.

xoxo
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