souja boy and what crank that really means

Alright, I've been hearing this song all the time and I'm pretty sick of it. I can't believe that kids, even 3rd graders, dance and sing to this. We've all heard it about 100 times. But do you REALLY know what you are dancing and singing to? Honestly? Well, if you enjoy singing "Soulja Boy up in dis hoe!" and dancing to that, then you need to read below

(NOTE: "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy is a very disguisting song and the meaning and terms used in it are defined below. They may make you NEVER want to hear or know the song again because of how truly disguisting it is. Also, if you are younger and not mature, you may want a parent to read this first.)

Alright, let's start with the chorus. It goes:

Soulja Boy up in dis hoe!

Wait, wait! What did he just say? Nothing, right. You're just singing, not paying attention to the lyrics, right? Well, fyi, that verse means soulja boy is having sex with a hoe. What's a hoe? A hoe is a woman who gives her self away and has sex with anyone. Pretty nasty, huh? A 17 year old, aka Soulja Boy, doing that. That's not even the bad part. Let's continue on.

Wat' me crank that Soulja Boy/Then Superman dat hoe

Here's where it gets nasty. What in the world is Superman doing in this song? Just makes the music video and dance A LOT cooler, right? WRONG. Let's look up what the term "Superman" means. "Supermanning" is a form of revenge when a woman refuses to have sex. Once she's asleep, a person masturbates (rubbing of genital area, in this case penis, for sexual pleasure) on her back, then throws a towel or sheet onto her back which sticks (because of ejaculation) and becomes a superman cape. Yeah, never would have guessed that, would you? That's straight from where Soulja Boy is from. Ghetto, streets, whatever. Also, in the song where Soulja says about a thousand times, "Crank that soulja boy" and "Supersoak that hoe" also come from "Supermanning" and masturbation.

Now this song has cursing and A LOT more profanity to it, but listed are just the main points. So go ahead and report me "cuz you think I hate soulja boy and it's just an awesome song and dance" but this is the truth. If you agree, let me know and even fill free to repost, just give "JohnAll4God" credit.

Now, answer this. Do you "Crank Dat?"
April 27th, 2008 at 08:44pm