Let the Interrogation Begin

I have some questions for all you people... The depressed, the crazy, the giddy, the weirdos, the boring people who think watching paint dry is a sport. ALL of you. So listen up while I ask you some serious and some not-so-serious (rather retarded) questions!

1) What would you do if your best friend died?

2) What would you do if you only had three days left to live?

3) Who would you save if you had a choice between saving your best friend and your boyfriend/girlfriend from the depths of hell?

4) Which is better: cupcakes or cookies?

5) Do you enjoy life? Why or why not?

6) The dreaded question from like every quiz on the planet: What is.... YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!

7) Do you think you'll go to heaven (or Nirvana or Valhalla or whatever depending on your beliefs)?

8) How often do you tell the people you care about "I love you"?

Answer with total honesty, even if a few of these questions are silly. For now, buh-byez peoples.