18 comebacks to use when Lord Voldemort says he's going to kill you

18 Comebacks to Use When Voldemort Says He's Going to Kill You

If nothing else, you'll definitely be killed! =P

By Ellie!

This list may contain spoilers!

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1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, you got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than you look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for you now!!" *Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did you say something?"

5. "Why do you have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*

6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*

7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl ! Hey honey, come listen to this guy talk!"

8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank you for saying thank you!'

9. "Are you a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"

10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's...and while you're there, maybe you could have them do something about your nose."

11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"

12: "OMG! LOOK! A sutible distraction!" *point somewhere behind him and then when he turns to look either run away very fast, or knock him out with a frying pan.*

13: Tell him you wish to say a speech beforehand, and lapse into a long, droning session on the mightly goblins and the sword of Gryfindore, and everytime he attemps to kill you, dodge the spell and continue, slowly inching farther away.

14: Pat his arm affectionatly and say veeerrrry slowly: " Don't worry, we'll get you the halp you need."

15: Stare at him speechlessly, your mouth hanging open then back away slowly staring at him in horror: " YOU'RE ONE OF THEM! ONE OF THE SUPPORTERS OF VOLDIE POO!!!" *run away very fast screaming like hell*

16:"Haha, very funny, but it's not Halloween yet, you can ditch the funny voice and take off that ugly mask...God, you look like a monster, have you been drinking again?"

17: Dissapparaite and Apparaite constantly so the spell misses you everytime he tries to kill you :*poof* I'm there...*poof* Now I'm not......

18: " I think... there is a giant spider behind you...." *run away when he turns to look*