The Break-up and $75

So my parents are going through this fun divorce. And I can't stand one bit of it. Its so fucking gay. Because my mom is a miserable asshole my dad won't go anywhere with my mom including my softball games. I don't mind but you know, it'd be great for him to see my hit a fucking triple or some shit like that. But God. And lately me and my dad have been talking and he tells me what my mom's lawyer had drawn up. Basically I fucking worth gas money. My mom wants to pay the minimum for me just because she won't have a job. A.) that's not my problem, and B.) It's great to know that I worth the amount of money that it takes to fill up my dads sorento.

Life is great.