Fave Sayings ><

here goes...but wow me and my friends are soooooo wack!! hahaha

-urination station
-that's so straight ( as opposed to " that's so gay")
-that person walks like they have a metal piped shoved up their ass.
-what crawled up your ass and died?
-i wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire
-bend ova! i don't wanna die a virgin!
-shut up for a while, i mean I LOVE YOU!!
-cheer the fuck up!
-i lost the game -_-
-OMG lines!!
-we're chill like that
-I want a cookie
-rape ( as in "oh my gawd i want to rape that guys sweater!)
-macaroni sex
-straight as a raZerblade
-fuck off for a while
-go hump a dead dog
-cream ma pants ^_^
-ears bleed ( country music makes my ears bleed)
-ears cream ( techno, heavy metal)
-eyes bleed (irritating ppl)
-eyes cream (hot guys)
-omg look! that persons ass is eating their pants!!!!
-face down ass up, that's the way we like to fuck!
-strap on!
-bologna ^_^
-taste the rainbow...eat crayons!
-elmo is a child molester that rapes lil screamoing boys and eats babies
-confuckled
-bend and snap! haha
-suicidal emo kills best friend by mistake
-suicidal twin kills sister my mistake
-eminem is a tampon
- if you get a jelly fish sting,don't worry i'll piss you! lmao
-dry humping/ass raping -_-

so chyeah.........that's the list fer now :P