21 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider...

(This is a spwan of my boredom...)

1) We have 4 speeds and many positions

2) We wear tight pants and tall boots

3) We love getting dirty

4) We know how to ride our mounts

5)We perform well with animals

6) We like to be in control

7) We'll ride it for hours

8 ) We know how to handle a big girth

9) We get off easy

10) We're always on top

11) We like it rough

12) We have our legs spread all day long

13) We love using whips

14) Straddling is our natural position

15) We don't mind being bucked around

16) Event riders do it for three days

17) We can ride standing or sitting

18 ) We wear leather chaps everyday

19) We think the fast ones are the most fun

20) We're used to having hands between our legs

21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder

Well...I thought it was funny...Then again, I think I'm the most halarious person in the world...

June 28th, 2008 at 05:40am