John McCain.

My friend Sarah was obsessed with saying John McCain for quite a while today. She filled out a survey which turned out to be lovely indeed. It’s so stupid it’s funny. Recreation from memory.

Name: Sarah
Best Friend: John McCain
Favorite Teacher: John McCain
Favorite Subject: John McCain…Ology.
My family will consist of: John McCain
My Future Pets: John McCain and a Giraffe. McCain…affe?
I participated in: McCain Girls.
My Favorite Book: Define John McCain.
My Favorite Show: JohnMcCainBob Squarepants. Pimp My John McCain.
My Favorite Movie: John McCain: Demon Candidate on Pennsylvania Ave.
My Favorite Band: My John McCain Romance.
My Favorite Album: John McCain and the PussyCat Dolls.
My Favorite Song: It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Fucking John McCain.

It was much longer but that's all I remember. Lawlz.