Someone Find Me A Ryan Ross Story!

I have searched high and low and can't seem to find a satisfactory Ryan story. I have extremly high expectations and refuse to read anything that is set in lines, not paragraphs such as;

"oh my god" she said

"like tottally!" He said

"we're such teeny boppers" they said

Kill me. Something original that no one has done before and that isn't so predictable right from the very first chapter. If anyone is reading anything good at the moment, please suggest it to me! Or Brendon story? Also, I used to have an accont on Quizilla, and I read this AMAZING story about Brendon and Ryan which was published nearly three years ago, which the author Danimpa had abandoned. So under the respected user name I'm going to try and post them, please remember they are not my stories and I take absolutly no credit to them they are by the user Danimpa.

Any good stories? I will love you forever