Yesterday, I met a bi dog

So I was walking in the park with my dog and here comes this huge bulldog comes out of nowhere and jumps my dog. So my poor dog is on his back trying to push this bulldog off of him. We were both trying actually but this thing was big. He was like a hundred and forty pounds. So I finally get the dog off of him with the owner steps in and puts the dog on a leash. He was actually a guy my age and he apologized for his dog's behavior. He said that his dog had a humping problem. I laughed really hard at that. He said that he was pretty sure his dog was bi.

AND...(yes theres more.)

I went to a Beatles tribute concert yesterday and that was so much fun. I enjoyed it immensely. They played all of their hits. Can't Buy Me Love, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine, Strawberry Fields, Eight days a week, and help. My evil boyfriend forced me to dance. Yeah, I almost killed him, but then I'd have no ride home. So he's alive.

For now.