CSS Explosion, Bellydance Implosion

So I just redid my profile. I started around 10:00 and have been at it for 2 and a half hours. It's fun to figure out the code and everything but my fingers are cold (the computer's in the basement) and tired. And there's these 2 little headers and an image that are giving me trouble. So I figure I'll ask someone to help me out. It'll be super cool though. Once I figure everything I can make tons of layouts. Seriously, I have a lot of time on my hands.

So before I started this, I had just come back from a bellydancing class. It's super fun. I've been going for a few weeks now. It's like you don't even realize how we barely isolate muscles. Like sure, we can move them. But bellydancing is all about isolating them. It's hard to do and even harder to feel pretty when you're sweating like a fat trucker.