Most epic mario kart game EVER!!!

O my god.

O my god.

Where should i start?

Okay, let me break it down.

Me, my sister aviona, my brother stephen, and my sister's boyfriend, zach, play Mario Kart double dash practically every night. We're all really good. And we do this little championship thingy where if you're the first to get 10 first places, your the champ for the night.

here are the stats:

Stephen: 6 champs

Zach: 5 champs

Me: 2 champs

Aviona: 1 champ

Tonight was the most epic, exciting, crazy mario kart game all of us have EVER experienced. Okay, this is how it starts:

We pick our players, then we start. Stephen was player 1 again, so he picked the stages. I wasn't doing very well in the beginning. And then, during the middle of the game, here was our present scores:

First places:
Stephen: 4

Zach:6

Aviona: 2

Me: 4

Then I win the next course. D.K. mountain. But something is wrong. Stephen did something and i couldn't put my finger on it. Zach knows, and he and Stephen are laughing like little f*ckers. At me. after at some time, the stats were like this:

First places:

Stephen: 8

Zach: 8

Aviona: some low number like three or something x]

Me: 7

And Zach and Stephen kept insisting that i get an extra point. And i'm really confused. And that glitch from before comes to my mind and i remember: Even though i won on D.K. mountain, i was still at 4 first places, but i didn't know if it was my imagination. They laugh even harder when i tell them this. >.<

After some more time, i realized that that was true. Stephen exited out of the D.K stage before everyone else crossed the finish line after me, so i didn't really count. It was reeally fast too, so i only caught that he did something. And he claims he did it on 'accident'.

And for the rest of the game, the four of us are arguing if we should count it or not. Aviona is backing me up ^^. But those two were really stubborn, and it grew to be the most intense debate ever, WHILE we were still playing. We're yelling REALLY loud and cussing and crap, and i'm saying things like "You jerks!" and "shut up!" and "I'm gonna beat you up later, Stephen" xD

And the game is getting more and more intense. here are the stats now:

Stephen: 9

Zach: 9

Aviona: 4

Me: 9

But, that doesn't count the win i made at the D.K stage. And we're arguing like crazy wether we should count it or not. We get into subjects like basketball, and when referees miss something in the game, and stuff like that. Granted, i don't know much about professional sports, but i was debating like a really good lawyer *proud*. The chips were on my side, right? But Stephen and Zach wouldn't except it. And i'm getting PISSED. And slowly, aviona is screwing us over in each match, and she's catching up. She now has 8, while the rest of us still have 9. Craziness!

Now it was the last stage: Peach Beach. I'm like, in third through most of this race, and i'm thinking that i'm gonna loose. Third lap: near the end of the final lap, a lightning goes off, which shrinks all affected racers, and reduces their speed by half. Stephen and Aviona are at the finish line, still really small, and i'm right there about with still a little bit to go. Zach, somewhere way back there suddenly throws a blue shell (it's kinda like a grenade that goes to the person in first). Aviona and Stephen are right next to eachother, and it hits them both. I think it's too late and the've already crossed the finish line; there's like all of this smoke up there, so i can't tell, and remember; we're still small. I get an item from the item boxes near the finish line: a boost. I use it, and i zoom past them and through the finish line, while Aviona and Stephen are LITERALLY on the finish line. I won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First place wins:

Stephen: 9

Zach: 9

Aviona: 8

Me: 10!!!!! (technically 11)

I am the champ for tonight -does little victory dance-. Whooo!!!!! We were playing for like, three and a half freakin hours. And we're all sweating like crazy and swearing. This was the most momentous Mario Kart game in our lives. I just wanted to write it down so i can refer back to this.

I hope you understand how i feel. I feel PUMPED!!!!!! I haven't really eaten until after the game, and my heart was beating reeaallly fast. hungry person+ fast-beating heart= dangerous adreneline. I could ramble more about how i feel, but this is getting really long. So i gots to wrap it up.

Plus i have to wake up at 11 tomorrow. We're going hiking! :D

with love and adreneline;

-wyliecoyotesfriend
August 18th, 2008 at 08:39am