It's 10:00, do you know where you children are?

  • hoover's goosed

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    Me and my friends constantly bash the fox 11 news for always asking "It's 10:00, do you know where your children are." So, I decided to make it into a game. You just guess where the person above yous children are, not literally because many of us are teens and aren't prego. I'm getting too in depth with this, let's start.
    February 17th, 2009 at 01:03am
  • Gibbers

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    Your kids are at a rave getting smashed.
    February 17th, 2009 at 01:55am
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    your kids are at the localice cream store, eating chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
    February 17th, 2009 at 05:33am
  • hoover's goosed

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    your kids are stealing your neighbors flowers
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:07am
  • folie a dru.

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    Your kids are looking up porn on the internet.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:17am
  • likely lads

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    Your kids are in the park having sex.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:18am
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    Hopefully not with each other...

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    Your kids are at the mall shoplifting.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:20am
  • lovecraft

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    ^is it bad that my mind jumped to incest? [/spam]

    Your kids are stalking people.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:20am
  • obscene.

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    Screaming somewhere.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:20am
  • folie a dru.

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    Your kids are hiding Postsecrets in the Postsecret books at Barnes and Noble.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:20am
  • likely lads

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    Your kids are toking it up on the water tower.

    (I actually didn't mean they were having sex with each other, but as soon as I posted it I realized how weird it would sound xD)
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:24am
  • bateman

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    Your kids are out getting smashed.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:25am
  • folie a dru.

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    Your kids are at Wal-Mart putting boxes of condoms in old ladies' carts while their heads are turned.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:25am
  • hoover's goosed

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    You're kids are fucking in the back of a bowling alley
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:27am
  • folie a dru.

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    Why do I always have to have the incestuous children? That's what I get for writing Waycest...

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    Your kids are peeing off the top of the slide in the park [they're boys].
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:28am
  • hoover's goosed

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    ^no surprise...

    you're kids are getting stoned
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:29am
  • likely lads

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    Your kids are using false IDs to get into a strip club with a Star Wars theme.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:31am
  • folie a dru.

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    Your kids are stealing paper crowns from Burger King.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:32am
  • hoover's goosed

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    You're kids are in a band, and perform high
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:32am
  • likely lads

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    Your kids are buying Jar Jar Binks toys.
    February 17th, 2009 at 06:34am