It's 10:00, do you know where you children are?

  • This.Useless.Heart.

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    Your kids are at home in their beds being good little children FOR ONCE.
    November 7th, 2017 at 06:34am
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    ^ AS IF lmfao

    Your kids are having a belated Halloween sleepover with R rated horror movies.
    November 7th, 2017 at 08:31am
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    Your kids are selling oregano to the dumb neighbor kids who think it is weed.
    November 10th, 2017 at 12:54am
  • nearly witches.

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    Your children are attempting to prove the existence of vampires to the world.
    December 8th, 2017 at 06:46pm
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    Your kids are hiding in their closet reading (even though you told them to go to bed five times and threatened to take their lightbulb out)
    February 5th, 2018 at 06:59am
  • diphylleia.

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    Your children are dangerously close to experiencing memes for the first time.
    February 5th, 2018 at 07:28am
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    Your kids are at their friends house planning a 12 hour movie marathon
    February 6th, 2018 at 05:48pm
  • nearly witches.

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    Your kids are running amok in the streets after dark, scaring all of the elderly neighbours
    February 6th, 2018 at 09:06pm
  • glitterbomb.

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    your kids are breaking into Buckingham Palace just to steal an ashtray
    February 8th, 2018 at 01:17am
  • nearly witches.

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    Your kids are stealing the penny mixes from the supermarket.
    February 11th, 2018 at 05:13pm
  • glitterbomb.

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    Your kids are at an ice cream eating contest
    February 12th, 2018 at 06:23am
  • diphylleia.

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    Your children are giving candy to strangers.
    February 13th, 2018 at 03:37am
  • nearly witches.

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    Your children are running around painting obscenities on city walls.
    October 5th, 2018 at 12:07pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Your children are kicking soccer balls at Manuel Nauer's head
    March 28th, 2019 at 04:37am
  • nearly witches.

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    ^ They'd better not be, I will fight them. Coffee

    Your children are swimming in the ocean after dark without supervision.
    March 28th, 2019 at 10:54pm
  • lonely girl.

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    ^ OMG NO! Idiots

    Your children are climbing the Eiffel Tower and using it as monkey bars
    March 29th, 2019 at 02:43am
  • nearly witches.

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    ^ I am 100% not going to save them, fuck that for a game of soldiers

    Your children are sneaking off out at night to go to a concert in the city
    March 29th, 2019 at 11:45am
  • lonely girl.

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    Your children are joining mine tehe
    April 3rd, 2019 at 02:32am
  • nearly witches.

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    Your children are leading my children astray Coffee tehe
    April 4th, 2019 at 10:28pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Your children are play fighting in the yard with real swords
    May 1st, 2019 at 03:46am