Anyone Want To Apologize?

I’d like to apologize to all my Gerard characters.
For making him so messed up and for devastating him.
And I’d like to apologize to Mikey in Unfamiliar Eyes
for making him into something to cold-hearted.
But most of all I’d like to apologize to Dylan for the
awful things I have and will put him through
in What Little We Know.

^I read that post as a poem :tehe:

So this isn't spam:
To Lucia:
I'm sorry for making your husband cheat on you, and I'm sorry for preventing you from being the love of his life. I'm sorry for making you a barrier keeping them from being together - but you're in the company of 1958, society and the Mafia in that, so I hope that makes you feel better, along with the fact that I made you narrator. You can have him back in the end, if you'd like, but I'm still not sure. I'll have to see how much I like you two together.

I'm really enjoying plotting out this one :tehe:

To Jessica in Panic on the Titanic: I'm sorry I sent you back in time and then planted you on a ship that's more than likely bound for sinkage. I say 'more than likely' only because, honestly...it's the Titanic.

Also, I'm sorry to Gerard in Say Goodbye Hollywood for kidnapping you, dyeing your hair, and putting you through depression issues. I can still give you a happy ending though, so don't lose faith!

Brian, I'm sorry for making you old and very insecure about your looks and giving you a really cold hearted wife.

Oh and Matt, I'm sorry I killed you that one time..:shifty.

Kiba and Shino, I'm sorry I always write your relationship as estranged. That's just how I see you. You always fight and you're opposites but you love each other, God knows why, and I can't even keep you apart if I tried :XD Kiba, you are honestly so nasty and amazing and sexual, and Shino, you are fucking hot when you're on top. But I can't help but play with your emotions, and you guys are so much fun. So thanks.

Mustang, you're a whore. Srsly. I can't decide between you and Ed or you and Hawkeye. It's annoying; I like OTPs. That said, I'm sorry angst looks so good on you--and you look damn good enough and you don't need it, but I'm not complaining. Treat your lovies better, k.

Hawkeye, I'm sorry I make you pine for Colonel Bastard so much. I mean, I know you love him, and the non-slasher in me says he loves you too, but your shoes are so fun to get into. You reek of heartache, girl. And I'm sorry I had someone shoot you, and I'm sorry I made you move away from the person who kept you alive. I gave you happy endings though (I think, you better take care of them).

Ed, oh Ed. You're beautiful, really. And I'm sorry all the fics I wrote about you made your love life not work out. You deserve better, but you're just a magnet for misery. Like, srsly, lol. I try to give you happy endings, but you kind of hate them I think and you resist and I really can't do anything about that. So behave and I'll treat you better. Muaha.

And Jared. Oh, Jared. My first love. I am sorry your brother is an ass and you love each other anyway, sorry your mom's crazy and your dad's confusing. I'm sorry I made you so brooding and angsty and angry; I'm sorry things never worked out for your life. I'm sorry you lost Charlie, and that I even took your painting away from you. I'm sorry I made you fight with Dick, your bff, but you were a half-bastard too, okay. I'm sorry you never got to be happy in the life you never lived. And I'm sorry I decided on your fate and that you will not live past eighteen :lmfao Tragic boy.

Oh, Ryan, I'm so, so, so, so sorry that I have killed you multiple times, have made you a total asshole, a slut, irresponsible, a drug addict, angsty, etc. And I'm sorry that I've made the love of your life die on occassion, too. And sorry your homelife is always kinda shitty, too.

And Brendon, I'm sorry that I've made you a total drug addict, creepy and obsessive, obnoxious, an asshole, a slut, have killed you or killed your boyfriend, and I'm sorry for all the shit I put you through in Virgin, like, being the last virgin amongst your group of friends (but I totally made that up to you by making Ryan take your virginity, so whatup), making you really awkward and kinda nerdy, and, you know, not giving you the happiest ending. And I'm even more sorry for the things that you'll be going through in Freshman, seriously. Really, really sorry.

Darran - I'm sorry for making you a violent, scary person in Love In Slow Motion. I know that you're an absolutely lovely person in real life.

To Eiri, in Eidolon:

I apologize for having Parker crucify you to the bathroom wall while spewing biblical quotations at a mile a minute.
I also apologize for just having him beat the daylights out of you - physically and mentally - all the same.
And I apologize for Michael owning your ass. XD

To Ryou, in From Grace:

I just apologize. No one likes seeing a seven-year-old get his wrist fractured by a psychobitch spirit.
Not even me.

I'm sorry, Davey. I give you a mental condition in nearly every story. I always make you have severe depression. I've made you kill yourself a few times. You're amazing and I love to destroy you. Sorry, babe.

Billa, I'm sorry. You killed yourself twice now. And once you were heartbroken to no end. And I'm gonna have you try killing yourself in the future...but you'll be alright. I swear it. It'll make up for it.

I'm sorry to Toby and Gerard in Rewind for killing you both.
I'm sorry to all the characters (meaning Frank, Gerard, and Lexa) in IWFYLAA for writing such a shit story about you guys.
Sorry to Gerard and Gabriella in Unlawful for killing you both, too. I didn't want to! :cheese:
I'm sorry to Spencer and Jon in Too Late. I wanted you together, OTP, I really did.
And...sorry to Rhys and Josh for slashing you. :lmfao

I want to say sorry to Jonne in Lullaby for making you die. And to Ville in the same story, I'm sorry I had to put you through all that bullshit - especially with the accident and the funeral and everything. I just... had to. It means I love you though, I promise. :arms:

Sorry to Kristian in Still Alive because you didn't know that Japa wasn't cheating. I'm sorry you two didn't get to do what you wanted to. :hug:

And to Jonne in Giving Up, I'm sorry because I made Kristian an abusive bastard, but more than that, I'm sorry that I couldn't make you leave him.

Dude, Anna Bryant. Um...I'm sorry you're psychotic. No - ANNA, PUT THE CHAIR DOWN. See? This is exactly what I'm talking about, here. Sorry about that. But you're getting better, at least - Evan really calms you down, and you should know you're lucky to have him.

Gerry Bryant...I'm sorry your daughter and your friend are sleeping together. Hey, they're good together, though. You just don't realize it yet. Oh, and I'm sorry your marriage sucked, and all.

Jackie Flores...man, I'm just sorry. Seriously.

Evan Wise, sorry about your mom being kind of pathetic, and your father being a prick even though you never met him. Things have a way of working out in the end, though.

Melysa and Alex- I'm sorry I've torn both of you apart so many times in the DTAL trilogy. Now I've made both of you depressed and you both seem unhappy.

Alex- I'm sorry I made you such an ass in LLMNT. You were nice in the first half, but it's all because I made you fall for Molly instead of Justine.

Arena,
I'm sorry for surrounding you by idiots especially since that your story is only in the beginning right now. I'm sorry that I made Trina make you dress girlier for your birthday present and that she forces her style on you. I'm also sorry that you aren't allowed to be the innocent and incredibly beautiful woman that I had originally intended you to be. I'm also sorry that Siamon is in love with you. I apologize in advance for whatever crap I put you through in the near future.

Siamon,
I'm apologizing for making you akward, clumsy, and the nerdy tech guy. I'm sorry that you may never get to be with Arena and you know that it's true. I truely sorry for not making you the cool guy, but not everyone is Derrik.

Derrik,
I feel bad that I made you into such a manwhore. I ment to give you a personality that could be as great as your looks. It just wasn't meant to be. I'm sorry I made you hit on a seventeen year old girl, but it's too late. I also apologize for making you get jealous over people who mean nothing to you.

Dear Valerie,
I'm sorry for killing your parents and I'm sorry that you lost your legs.

Dear Caleb,
I'm sorry that your life is so fucked up.

I'm so sorry, James, for making you one of those people who come on to girls. It's not that I want to, honest! I just have to, because the world does not revolve around you. Yes, there. I said it. It does not, James, okay?

...
Okay, fine.
It does in your world.

My dear Dylan! I'm so sorry! You and Ash would be so good together, but I'm not sure if I can make that happen. I mean, Ash loves Kent, although she may not know it yet. I'm sure she'd love you too, if I made her give you the chance, but I think... I might be too lazy. :XD

Ashlynn. I am so sorry for putting a lot of my characteristics in you. I have changed and you are now your own person. I'm also really sorry because of your change in personality, from the first chapter to the current. Honestly, I haven't made the character sheet when I first started the story, so you now and you then is very different.

Kent... I'm sorry. I don't want it to happen, but it has to. I can't let my story be a cliche. I love you.

Sheik. :arms: I know what is going to happen to you. I know how awful it's going to be when the time
comes, and so I cannot give you a hint of warning for it. I'm so sorry. I hope I gave you enough enjoyment before
it happens. When it does, it was meant in the best. :arms: Okay, not really, but I'm sorry for it having to happen.
I'm also terribly sorry for putting you against your soul mate in a fight. I know how hard it is for you. I'm sorry.

And omfg Soyra. :arms: I have put you through waaayyy too much.

Dust. The challange you have to face. The descision you're forced to make. You have to choose something.
I'm terribly sorry for how much strain you had to go through to choose an answer. How much was upon your shoulders.

Oh dear god, I'm so sorry all of you. :arms:

Jaycob, sorry for giving you (and Rider obviously) Dissociative Identity Disorder and making it cause your life to so bad you prefer to live in an imaginary world with a person who doesn't exist.

I'm very sorry to the boy and girl in my one shot.
I'm sorry I never gave you any names. Well I meant to give Girl a name, but then I realized if Boy wasn't going to then it would be better.
Just so you know, it would've be Zoe. Zoe and Alex.
I'm sorry I had to kill you off. I'm sorry I had to make you depressed over Alex, Zoe. I'm sorry that Febuary and it's hoilday made me make you do that.

And even more so, I'm sorry Alex. I'm sorry for her not leaving a note. I know it would've made it worse, but you should've known. But that was the point. That you would follow her no matter what. No matter what screw ups she did or how bad it was.
Because you loved her like that. As likewise.

I hope in caracter heaven, you guys are happy together. :cute:
I'm again, quite sorry for it.

Unnamed circus girl, I'm sorry that I made that psychopath kill you. You probably didn't deserve it at all.