Anyone Want To Apologize?

  • Sad I'm so sorry Link.
    I wish I could give you a huge hug.
    You are always put through so much in my stories.
    You're beautiful inside and it comes with a price.
    May 3rd, 2009 at 05:25am
  • Omg, The Romeo Syndrome? I have a story called Fangirl Syndrome.

    Dear Blare, I'm sorry I gave you a girl's name.
    Dear Meadow, sorry I named you after a patch of flowers.
    Dear Willy, sorry I didn't think of a plot for your story, I know you want your's and Patrick's love to blossom instead of rot.
    Dear Aubrey and Audrey, I'm sorry for not writing about you yet.
    May 3rd, 2009 at 07:39am
  • Molly, I'm sorry I killed your twin.
    Kenzie, I'm sorry I made you a lesbian.
    Charlote Elizabeth, I'm sorry you're taller than all your past boyfriends.
    Brooke, again, I'm sorry I hate you.

    Louis....I'm not even gonna' get started. :XD
    Andrew, I'm sorry Louis wouldn't sleep with you.
    Cameron, I'm sorry they called you a fag.
    Adam, I'm sorry I didn't tell you you were gay.
    Byron, I'm sorry you were just dragged along for the ride.
    Max, I'm sorry for the San Bernadino jokes.
    Jake, I'm sorry for making Kenzie hate you.
    May 3rd, 2009 at 07:51am
  • Emma Stone - Sorry your Dad died, and your boyfriend cheated on you with your best friend.
    May 3rd, 2009 at 08:25am
  • For When The Day Met The Night/First Try.

    To Brendon,
    sorry for making you adopted, and get left behind, and get hurt by Ross :/

    To Ashlea,
    sorry for making your dad rape you and getting you pregnant :/

    To Andy,
    sorry for making Ross get together with Keltie

    To Ross,
    sorry for making you such a prick :/ I <3 you

    To Spencer and Jon,
    sorry I couldn't capture your true awesomeness xDD

    To Brendon's dad,
    sorry for making you such a meanie :/

    To Brendon's (fictional) mom,
    sorry for making you die.

    For Do You Know What It Feels Like

    To Patrick,
    Sorry for making Tay and Brendon get engaged.

    To Pete,
    sorry I made your sister so awesome.

    To Andy,
    sorry I made your brother such a freak
    sorry I made Ryan have a girlfriend already
    May 3rd, 2009 at 09:00am
  • To Alistair, I'm so sorry I'm going to kill you off, it would be possible to get out of that situation alive, your brother survived so I guess that's something. :shifty
    May 3rd, 2009 at 07:16pm
  • To Kelly: Sorry I made you believed you killed your mom. You didn't give her the cancer. I'm also sorry that I made your dad seem like such ass. I promise to tell you soon that he didn't cheat on his wife with your mom, she was already dead. I also promise to tell you that he abandoned you as his son became a shifter, not because he didn't care.

    To Billy: Sorry I made you leave the woman you loved and for making your youngest daughter, Kelly, hate you. I'm also sorry for making you a shifter even though you aren't one in Twilight.

    To Jacob: I'm sorry I made your imprint attack your lil' sis and nearly giving you a heart atteck. I'm also sorry that you have to go/receive visits from Tanya when Nessie goes/receives visits.

    To Nessie: I'm sorry I made you put up with Paul's shit aafter you attacked his imprint, Kelly. I'm also sorry that your dad is so over protective that he accidently videoed you and Jake having sex when you nine, while trying to prevent that from-:oops:, did I forget to tell you that....

    To Paul: I'm sorry that you're parents are going to die. I'm also sorry that you're imprint hates herself and thinks she killed her mom. Good luck getting her kiss you, let alone get married and have puppies.

    To Kelly again: Sorry 'bout the inevitable puppies. They will be in the sequal.

    To Bella: Sorry I made you attempt to commit suicide.

    To the 11 Twilight characters I have used and the 50 or so I plan on uising, in 5 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME.: I'm sorry Jasper got pissed off and made you spill your sex lifes.

    To Emmett: Sorry 'bout the straw Rose likes to stick in your dick.

    To Rose: Sorry I made you hairy..umm.....down there.

    To Edward: Sorry I made Emmett throw Bella's underwear at you at school.

    Sorry, I made Emmett fill your locker with tampons.

    Sorry I made Emmett write his list of things to throw at you.

    Sorry I made you Bi in Truth or Dare.

    To Alice: Sorry Jasper came on your wallet.

    To Jasper: I'm sorry I announced you had a ten inch cock.

    To Hermione: Sorry I made you make out with Esme in front of all the Twilight/HP characters in Truth or Dare.

    Sorry I gave you a spot in Push Mione.

    Sorry I forced the Dursleys to abuse your BFF.

    To Esme: Sorry I made you bi and forced you to make out with Mione in Truth or Dare.

    To Harry: Sorry bout Dudley and his frendsmaking you touch yourself in Hiding.

    Sorry bout the Dursleys abuse.

    Sorry bout getting both you and James knocked up.

    Sorry bout making you mostly gay or bi.

    To Ron: Sorry bout the Ginger Nutz oneshot I'm gonna write.

    Sorry I made you lonely in Truth or Dare. I stole both Mione and Harry.

    To Dumbledore: Sorry about all the secrets I'm going to expose when I write your love story with Grindelward.

    To Grindelward.: Same thing, sorry.

    Sorry that you and Dumbledore will ~whispers~ touch.

    Gráinne: Sorry that Saoirse will try and sell you for sex because she loves Liam.

    Sorry I made you fall in love with a dead four hundred and fifty six year old vamp.

    To Liam: Sorry you're mate's parents were Hunters.

    Sorry that you will feel like a pedophile.

    To Lauren: Sorry I made you make a sex tape at age fifteen.

    To Rat: Sorry I made James find that tape and confront you.

    To James: Sorry I made you watch your sister have sex with her boyfriend.

    Sorry Áinz and I made you gay and mates with Harry Potter and Edward Cullen, despite the fact that you are a homophobe.

    Sorry we're gonna make both you and Harry knocked up.

    To Gerard: Sorry I deleted your oneshot by accident.

    To Ray: Sorry it got deleted before you got laid.

    ^^^^^^^Wowzahs, that's a lot of sorrys....
    May 4th, 2009 at 01:28am
  • To Maci of "Plastic Diamonds and Eternal Vanity" :
    Sorry your home life's so fucked up that you ran away. And sorry for what I'm planning to do to you in the last few chapters :omfg:

    To Lisha of "Plastic Diamonds and Eternal Vanity" :
    Sorry your boyfriend is an abusive, pill popping, injection addicted dickhead. Sorry about all the pain you're going to go through in the last chapter.
    May 4th, 2009 at 03:57am
  • To Max in "Not Good Enough For Truth In Cliche"
    I'm sorry for putting you through so much stuff... There was too much torture going on for you for me to even begin apologizing. Oh, and sorry I killed you.

    To Ronnie is "Not Good Enough For Truth In Cliche"
    Sorry I killed you and your boyfriend.

    To Ryan is "You Clicked Your Heels And Wished For Me"
    Sorry for all the abuse you're going through.
    May 4th, 2009 at 04:35am
  • I'm sorry Ryan that I made you so messed up, and for what you're soon to remember.

    I'm sorry Mr. Unnamed in Perfectly Disastrous for putting you through all that..erm, crap. I'm sorry I had to take her from you, but it heightened my plot.

    I'm sorry as of yet unnamed girl in Girls Never Know for screwing up your life and your past and future. It might get better, but I prolly wouldn't count on it.
    May 4th, 2009 at 07:07am
  • Dear Lloyd,
    I'm not sorry for a damn thing, you deserved what you got, ya sick bastard. I'm glad Clyde killed you.

    ....Love you~<3
    May 4th, 2009 at 08:21am
  • I'm sorry Adam Lazzara for making you out to be such an insensitive jealous prick in See The Way We Ride In Our Private Lives, after you find out Bree Ann is pregnant with Fazzi's baby...

    I'm sorry to Matt Rubano, Matt Fazzi and Adam Lazzara for making you all either gay or bi in I'm Both A Patient Boy, Well, And A Jealous Man. I'm sorry that I'm going to make you cheat on Misha in it Adam and Rubano, I'm sorry I'm going to make you cheat on Fazzi in it...
    May 4th, 2009 at 05:54pm
  • Lucien, I'm sorry that I made you a serial killer.
    May 4th, 2009 at 06:58pm
  • I'm sorry P.J. that you don't have a dad and you had a kid that was just like you as a kid. XP
    May 8th, 2009 at 04:08am
  • To Jonne in general:

    I'm sorry Kris was abusive in Giving Up and I'm sorry I kill you all the time. The suicide in Steer, the accident in Lullaby... and the many more that I'm sure will end up being written eventually. If it's any consolation, it takes a lot for me to write about you dying. It's because I love you, seriously.
    :arms:
    May 8th, 2009 at 12:51pm
  • Dear Annie,
    sorry for giving up on you completely, and just deleting you.
    :shifty
    May 9th, 2009 at 06:58am
  • Jonne and Kristian in Grown Like Others:

    I'm sorry I made your situation so difficult. I'm sorry that Jonne's friends and whatnot stopped you from being together like everyone else was. I'm sorry your school was full of jerks, and I'm sorry you only got to spend a half hour together a day, instead of all the time I know you wanted.

    I love you boys, and I hope you like how it all ended up. :arms:
    May 9th, 2009 at 08:53am
  • Theo and Lucy - I'm sorry i don't know what to do with you guys. Especially Theo, I'm sorry it didn't work out with Lucy. And Lucy, I'm sorry you're so lost. But it'll work out. Trust me.
    May 9th, 2009 at 09:53am
  • Gav - I'm sorry for making you a paranoid junkie in Acid, and I'm sorry for making you sound like some sort of silly buffoon.

    Darran - I'm sorry for making you into a cocky, slightly rude character with every story I've written with you. I know you're an absolute sweetheart so I feel kind of bad.

    Kris - I'm sorry that I made out that you were an ignored member of the band in my first drabble I posted. I know that things aren't really like that.

    Ryan - I'm sorry for making you a bit of an asshole in The Man In Black.

    Matt - I'm sorry for making you sound like such a needy wuss in Swim.
    May 9th, 2009 at 12:23pm
  • I'm sorry for killing Rhys.
    And Aled.
    Ian, sorry for giving you anxiety problems.
    Jamie, sorry for making you take drugs too much.
    And sorry for breaking your heart.
    Rhys, sorry for making you want Sean so bad.
    Sean, sorry for making you a violent arsehole.
    Lee, sorry for making you dysfunctional and emotionally retarded.
    Ian, sorry for making you a cheating bastard. [Though I never got around to writing that part.]

    But i'm not that sorry... because.. they love it really. :con:

    :shifty
    May 9th, 2009 at 02:47pm