Weird/Messed-Up Family History?

Very, weird...

Well, it's not bad I guess, but My grandpa and grandma were each married to different people and had kids each. Then they each divorced their wife/husband and met each other and had one baby, which was, my mom.

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My grandmother married my grandpa who's brother was coincidentally already married to my grandmother's sister.
If that makes sense. :XD

I laughed at that. xD

My great-great grandmother was married to a guy, he died, then she married his brother, then he died. She ended up with seventeen children of her own and two from her second marriage. Her youngest daughter from her first marriage died when she was eleven and her grave stone is missing. No one in my family knows where she was buried.
My great-grandpa was the first drunk driver caught, jailed and fined in the city I live in.
My grandpa owned a bar but never drank a drop of alcohol in his life.
My grandparents are divorced, and my grandma has a boyfriend but they still live in the same house.
I could go on..

Eh. My family is pretty boring.
The only pretty funky thing is that my Great, Great, Great, Grandfather on my dad's was apparently some really famous composer in Italy.
(Anyone ever heard of Guiseppe Verdi? Yeah, that's him.)
Well, anyway... he had a seamstress that he slept with. And we found out that that seamstress was my Great Great Great Grandmother on my mother's side.
It's kinda weird if you think about it.
:shock:

Well let's see....

My mom's side
-My grandma makes me attempt to end my life every chance she gets
-One of my uncle burns illegal copies of DVD's
-My grandma is dating the guy that caused the car crash that changed my mom forever.
-One of my aunts got pregnant in high school and went to military school before that

My dad's side
-My grandma is a paronoid schizophrentic who gets a new house every year
-My aunt and uncle have schizophrenia too.
-My dad's the only one who is not mentally ill
-My grandpa smokes like crazy

:file:

My biological mother (I say that for a reason, don't ask) and her cousin had a little incest going on about two years ago, though she never admitted to it. My uncle caught them. :XD He was embarrassed--I don't find incest wrong, but whatever.

Oh yeah. And I'm soon going to be involved in a bit of incest myself.

Mom's side:
-She's one of five siblings and she's the only one that's stayed married.
-My two aunts and one uncle got remarried.
-My aunt's get married to the guy she married last year because they're not sure if the marriage is legal

Dad's side:
-My dad's one of five or six and he's the only one who's stayed married.
-I haven't seen my grandma in five or more years and I haven't spoken to her because whenever she wants to talk to my dad she apparently wants money
-I never knew my grandpa, he left my grandma before one of the kids were born and he lived a few minutes away from us the second time we moved.

It's not very messed up but that's my family.

My mom is a paranoid schizophrenic.
My parents divorced when I was six because my mom disappeared for three days. The police found her in a park screaming at herself.

My dad met a chick on a chat line who lived in Alabama.
They got married.
We moved from California to Alabama.
I haven't talked to my mom in a year.
She hasn't picked up her alamony.
She's been homelss ever since I was 8. I'm 16.
When they divored, I'd spend a day with her just walking around the town.
She always had the big duffell bag with her that had all her stuff.
She always smelled of sweat and urine.
Her hair was always greasy.
I miss her a whole lot.
I want to help her. I really do.

Sigh. My dad's two sisters have married four times each.
Two of my cousins were raped.
My biological mother was raped by her step father.
My uncle on my dad's side is mentally retarded and almost hit my grandfater.

Well basically , my great grandmother changed her name at some point , and if you try to find her in any of the records in the small village she and her children (my grandmother's , etc) you can't find her :mrgreen: It was something to do with her husband dropping out of the British Army , but nobody can be sure.

And my parents are cousins haha. It confuses things.

My cousin is some crazy high school drop out that fell badly for a man who left her even after though they now have kids.
She's run off to Singapore.
She's probably done something illegal, that's why.
She keeps begging my dad and my aunt for money. A lot of money.

I think my dad has disowned her as a family member.

I don';t even wanna get started >_O

I can tell you that there's a curse involved.. true story..and I like to thank my great grandma for disrespecting that old lady who happened to be a witch T_T;

and there's a bunch of paranormal things that happens and continues to in my family >_>

OK its kind of wierd but. My parents met each other because my dads cousin married my moms sister. So now my cousins are like genetically really close to me.

Um...lessee. My mom's parents are somehow related. Second cousins I think.

And my mom's older sister married her cousin/uncle/something i don't even know.

My dad's older sister married their mom's younger brother. These were all arranged marriages, so yeah.

My dad's older brother ran away from home as a teenager, but came back later and got married and now he's a lawyer. My family history isn't so strange, (by Indian standards anyway), but the intra-family politics are definitely messed up.

Mum;
- cousin is the best cousin ever. <3
- uncle just plain crazy xD
- aunt obsease.
- gran changes hair every month, currenntly blue and blond xD best gran ever<3
- grandad best grandad ever<3 Love him lots and lots<3
- other uncle crazy o_O calls me boobles and thinks the dog does drug deals in cuba xD Man i love him<33 :lmfao

''Dad'' [fucking hate this man + i have had no contact with this side for over a year.]; druggy, alcoholic, fucked up, most likely in a gutter atm. anger issues.
- uncle alcoholic. rapist. druggy?
- gran snotty fucking bitch. always gotta put her nose in.
- grandad old fucker who im convinced hates me.
- Aunt crazy mother fucker, ran somone over. alcoholic. anger issues.

Uhh, there's a lot of stuff which I won't go into. :/
But, my grandfather is the youngest of 18 children. And doesn't have a middle name because his mum ran out of names. :tehe:

Oh my family is so confusing.
My grandmother's brother was her uncle.
There has been rape & marrying of cousins & I don't know what..

My family's not too weird I guess. My mum was adopted and has no idea who her dad (and his relatives) is/are, but she's traced back her family to convicts settling in Australia in the 1700s on her biological mum's side. And apparently her mum's nickname is Billie. Don't ask me how my mum managed to find that off ancestry websites...

Mine's not very nice..

My moms side: My grandma lived in italy. My granpa went on vacation there when he was 19 and he met her there. They fell in love and when my grannie was 18 she moved from Italy to Holland with him.
When she was 20 she had her first daughter (my mom). She had another daughter and a son.
My granddad turned out the be a real jackass and mentally and fysically (not sexually) harassed my mom, aunt and uncle. My aunt decided she never wants childred, in case something like that happend to them, and so did my uncle. He has 2 kids, but doesnt live in the same house with them and my aunt because he's scared he might do the same to them as my granddad did to him.
It took my dad 5 years to convince my mom into having children, and she still is shy, has the lowest selfesteem ever etc... I havent seen them in 2 years because of a huge fight between my parents and them. I really miss my grandma, who's the greatest in the world.

My dads side: His parents used to live in Indonesia and both have survived japanese camps there. They got back in holland, where my dad and his sister were born. His mom died when he was only 20 years old. My granddad remarried and I hate that bitch.
She convinced him not to have any contact with his own kids, just with hers. We don't see them either

Just great, it sounds even suckier when you write it down like this >< Sorry for the crappy english

My great-great-great-great-great-(a ton of other greats)-Grandpa founded the town I live in. :think:
One of my uncles tried to commit suicide five times, but it didn't work. (How else do I word it?) Now he dresses like a girl.
My dad's cousin was drugged at a party when he was in college, had a mental breakdown, and just recently, had a restraining order put on him by the state because he beat his Mom. While she was at a nursing home.
My grandma was married to this guy, and got pregnant, but then got divorced. She met my grandpa when she was pregnant and my grandpa took her in, divorced his wife, and they had two more kids. My uncle isn't actually my uncle, persay.
My aunt and uncle were cheating on their spouses with each other until my aunt got pregnant and they got together. That's the same uncle that is only related to my Dad and my other uncle by their Mom.

And my parents met a keg party. :shifty
That part's kind of odd.