Dumbest things you have ever done.

i can't think of anything i've done right now - though there's a load of stuff - but on christmas day my brother-in-law was opening his presents, and he got a lantern which you wind up. he was reading the back and said 'oh, it uses wind power!' meaning like, air. my dad corrected him, but he continued to insist that it said wind, pronouncing it 'w-ih-nd'.
he finally got it in the end, but it was hilarious

Believed my father when he told me that the bumps that make the loud noise when you drive over them on the side of the road, and the raised bumps in the middle of the road were put there so the blind people would know where to drive. -facepalm-

He made it sound so convincing. I thought it was the coolest thing and told all my friends. A few believed me! But most thought I was really dim.

I was fifteen at the time, too.

I remember hurting my ankle in PE at school. I think I sprained it, but I didn't tell anyone.

I thought that was pretty stupid.

And just now when I thanked someone for a story comment when it was actually a photo comment.

I went into a graveyard around Halloween with an ex boyfriend and several firends and got fireworks shot at us and thought it would be fun to run firther into it as opposed to out onto the street

Denying the one person that means everything to me.

Try to chug hot chocolate powder like it was a shot. Same with FunDip powder. There was powder EVERYWHERE afterword.

One time, I had to do the dishes.. and I wanted to use the dishwasher so I went to go get a soap for it (you know one of those cube things), but there wasn't any left. So I grabbed a liquid dish soap, and poured a bit into the box thing. And it ended up leaking out bubbles. -_-;

Personally I have done a lot of stupid things.

1. Vandalized this woman's house because she pissed me off.
2. Screamed "Shun the nun believer" on a Sunday night at a church parking lot filled with people, while wearing NO PANTS! That's right, absolutely no pants.
3. Almost broke my back on a trampoline when I was nine. I was practically stuck in a handstand for three hours on the trampoline. It hurt!
4. Self-harm

Okay, well those are some of the things on my mind. Will think of more later.

I'm not sure if this counts, but uh...

I read a MLIA story about a girl that was speaking about Hitler and some girl in her class asked, "So did anyone ask Hitler what his last name was?" and everyone besides one girl laughed. That girl then said, "Hitler didn't have a last name"

I laughed at that...

This morning in my fifth period class I burst out laughing at my own idiocy, why?
Because I figured out that Hitler was his last name... 'cause it's Adolf Hitler.

I fail...

EffieXSteffie:

I'm not sure if this counts, but uh...

I read a MLIA story about a girl that was speaking about Hitler and some girl in her class asked, "So did anyone ask Hitler what his last name was?" and everyone besides one girl laughed. That girl then said, "Hitler didn't have a last name"

I laughed at that...

This morning in my fifth period class I burst out laughing at my own idiocy, why?
Because I figured out that Hitler was his last name... 'cause it's Adolf Hitler.

I fail...

That is funny. I like that story.

lol.

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Another stupid thing I did was after a concert (2 in the morning) we went to the beach and I tripped in the ocean! How lame!!! Ha ha.

Breaking my arm running backwards.
Breaking my toe on a vaccuum.
Wasting time on boys.
Walking into a screen door.
Falling down while using my crutches.
Jumping off the computer chair to get to the remote.
Telling Mae stuff

In seventh grade a kid invited me to join his Led Zeppelin cover band as a bassist. Well, he introduced me to the guitarist, whose name was Harley. However, I misheard him and said, "Carly?! That's a girl's name!"

That was probably the biggest facepalm moment of my junior high life.

Orange Crush pong. That's a lot of sugar so your throat hurts, you're hyper as fuck, and then you have to go puke.

Throwing myself off of the couch to get the remote and hitting my head on the floor.
Play fighting with my sister and falling (she contributed) off the bed head first. I actually stood on my head for a couple of seconds before falling over.
Accidentally telling my mom she was stupid.

Asking a bunch of preps why they stuff their bra. Possibly the biggest mistake, because then they screwed me and my friend over.

Possibly the coolest thing I've ever done, though.

I forgot what year it was.

Attempting to dive-bomb onto Cassie's coush off of a pull out. I didn't make it and landed on her coffee table.

Walking into glass doors and always breaking a wine glass because I don't pay attention when I drink.

I once prankcalled someone and asked for a Michael. The Michael rightfully didnt recognise my voice and asked what the Michael's last name was that I was looking for. The first name that came to my mind was Jordan.
I asked for Michael Jordan.

I gave my guy friend a sticker once and he dropped it in his lap and it kind of landed on his crotch and without thinking I grabbed the sticker off of it and basically touched his willy through his pants oops. Did I mention he had a girlfriend?