Lies for the liar

I believe you.

I have 2 dogs.

I believe you.

I can dead-lift 200 pounds.

Dude... I believe you, but that's nuts if so.

I'm a psychology student

^ Nah, man, that was a lie. I lift sometimes, but I am not that strong.

I believe you.

I've re-watched The Office so many times I've literally lost count.

^ I'm actually an English student, but I've taken psychology. Also, I just realized my typo because I meant to say I didn't believe you about the 200 pounds thing but OOPS.

I believe you.

I've never traveled out of the state.

^Oh, okay, I gotta admit I was shocked that anyone believed that.

I believe you.

I've been married for almost 5 years.

^ I actually have, but not very far out of the state.

I believe you.

I'm not a natural redhead.

I believe you.

I've have a fanfiction WIP that is novel length.

I believe you.

My favourite (Scottish) football team is Celtic.

I believe you?

At a Comic Con, my husband literally almost ran into Sean Astin.

^ Incorrect, I despise Celtic. I'm a Kilmarnock fan, not that anybody'll have heard of them.

I believe you.

I had my eyebrow piercing knocked out by a mic at a gig and now have a scar on my eyebrow to prove it.

^That was one of those lies where I didn't know enough about the subject in question to refute or confirm anything. Also, the thing I said was, in fact, true.

I believe you? If not, that's a interesting yet random thing to lie about.

I saw Twenty One Pilots live before they got big.

^ It's true. Was at a friend's gig and he hit me in the face with a mic and I didn't know until the woman in the KFC I took my sister to after told me there was blood down the side of my face.

I believe you.

I love gardening, and own my own greenhouse.

Buddy.... I believe you.

I once broke into a quarter vending machine in school.

^^Yep! It is true, and it's one of the cooler anecdotes I have!

I believe you, I think.

I have over 400 followers on tumblr.

I believe you.

I once stretched my knee ligaments playing football (dodgy tackle) and then once I recovered about 4 weeks later and got off of crutches, I went and took a chip out of the kneecap on the same knee and now I walk with a permanent limp.

I believe you. Cringe, mi amiga.

I absolutely despise strawberries.

^^'Twas true indeed.

I don't believe you because who could honestly hate strawberries? They are amazing.

I seldom ever post lies in here because I can never think of good ones.

I believe you but only because I'm 100% the same

I speak Scottish Gaelic fluently.

I... huh, okay this one got me. I think not though so I don't believe you?

I'm terrified of the dark.