Area 51

How do they employ people to work there? Surely someone could blow the secret?

All your questions can be answered with the words "flashy" and "thing".

Their memories are all wiped, clearly. *nods*

To work at the M.I.B. HQ or Area 51?

They're secretly the same thing?

I thought they were different....M.I.B. is like the Ellis Islnad of the universe. They take in aliens that want to live on Earth. Area 51 is supposed to be a place where aliens are kept and live and they are tested and communicated with.

It's hard to explain...like, M.I.B. is supposed to be a place that incorporates aliens into soceity. Area 51 is supposed to be a place that doesn't incorporate them. At least that's what I thought the rumor was

^ I love that you responded to that seriously XD

Secretly, Area 51 processes alien immigrants. No one's seen it, so that's almost proof! And Will Smith lives there. *nods*

I didn't even think of the possibility it wasn't serious Is that even worse?

And he probably does live there He secretly is an M.I.B./Area 51 agent, but they just put him in the movie to make it so he would be our last guess at who would be a real M.I.B./Area 51 agent! We're on to them! So we beter hope they don't neurolyze us D:

This sounds really confusing. Alien contact within the government? Why hide that, we could make major breakthroughs.

Well, it's not just the government. I would think that they would hire scientists and other people to make contact, test, etc. the "aleins".

Uprising.:

This sounds really confusing. Alien contact within the government? Why hide that, we could make major breakthroughs.

Because the aliens have BETTER WOTSITS.

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If their Wotsits were leaked, life as we know it would end.

It's In The Blood.:

Because the aliens have BETTER WOTSITS.

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If their Wotsits were leaked, life as we know it would end.

We must steal their cheesy goodness!

Alexface.:

How do they employ people to work there? Surely someone could blow the secret?

Apparently, one of my relatives worked there, and he had to swear to the government that he wouldn't talk about anything that he saw and did in Area 51. So, no one would probably tell anyone about it. And plus, who would believe it?

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Apparently, one of my relatives worked there, and he had to swear to the government that he wouldn't talk about anything that he saw and did in Area 51. So, no one would probably tell anyone about it. And plus, who would believe it?

I'd believe it. The government is very suspicious, so any dirt on them is quite believable.

There are places that are even more secret than Area 51, the technology that they have by now is probably a lot more than you would like to think.

Aaronnn:

There are places that are even more secret than Area 51, the technology that they have by now is probably a lot more than you would like to think.

If they're so secret, how do you know of them?

I don't.

Aaronnn:

I don't.

But you said "there are," implying you knew they existed? Or did I misread?

I searched it on Google Earth and it took me there and I didn't see anything but a big empty space and roads. I do know though that if you get to close to the fence surrounding it, they have snipers on guard and I think that may be a little extensive, just sayin. But maybe they edited the photo or area on Google Earth to make it look like nothing? I don't know but I do know that there has to be something else out there besides us because of all the other galaxy's we've found.

No shit you can't see it on google earth.

Kurtni Manson:

But you said "there are," implying you knew they existed? Or did I misread?

There just are. ;(