Silly Rhymes From When You Were a Kid

  • Isisevangeline

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    I don't remember the 1st version of Miss Suzie ending after the " lies" part being added when I was in elementary.

    But I remember one of the other Miss Suzies

    Miss Suzie had a baby
    she named him Tiny Tim
    She put him in the bathtub
    to see if he could swim.
    He drank up all the water and ate a bar of soap.
    MIss Suzie called the doctor, the doctor called, the nurse,
    the nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.
    IN came the doctor, in came the nurse, in came the lady with the
    alligator purse.
    Measles said the doctor.
    Mumps said the nurse.
    Spanking said the lady with the alligator purse.
    Shots said the doctor.
    Medicine said the nurse.
    Burping said the lady with the alligator purse.
    Miss Suzie punched the doctor.
    Miss Suzie kicked the nurse.
    Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse.

    I do rememer the 2nd version of Barney song, lol.

    Also remember another hand game

    I don't wanna go to school no more, more, more
    There's a big fat teacher at the door, door, door
    She'll make you scream and holler
    and make you pay a dollar.
    I don't wanna go to school, no more, more, more.

    My fav called Strawberry Hill short but funny

    Tim and Jim were late to class and knock on door.
    The teacher asks, Tim " Where were you for attendance?"
    Tim says " I was climbing up Strawberry Hill."
    Teacher says No more lies. Tims sits down.
    Knocking on door
    Teacher turns to Jim and asks " Why were you late for class? "
    Jim says " I was on top of Strawberry Hill."
    Teacher sighs and says No more lies. Jim sits down.
    Door opens a girl walks in.
    Teacher asks " Who are you? "
    Girl says " I'm Strawberry Hill."

    Hehe it was funny when I was a kid.
    July 7th, 2009 at 07:58am
  • cups and cakes.

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    I love you,
    You love me,
    Let's get together & kill Barney.
    With a 303, we shoot him in the head,
    His brain rolls out,
    & now he's dead.


    "303" is a New Zealand & Aussie way of referring to the Lee-Enfield rifle.
    Idk, but I think me & my friends made up this rhyme lol.
    July 7th, 2009 at 10:15am
  • Phenakistoscope.

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    My brother just started singing one now;

    In Jamaica there's a condom tree
    Find one and you will get them free
    You can do it all day long
    If you listen to this stupid song


    It made me giggle a bit when I heard it :tehe:
    July 7th, 2009 at 10:35am
  • The Great Garrett.

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    I love you You love me, you got raped by Barney.
    It started with a kiss but Barney wanted more
    You got fucked by a dinosaur


    That was when we were 11 or 12 years old, such charming kids we were, heard it from this kid who used to sit next to me. I got in trouble for laughing at it when he told me.
    Good times.
    July 7th, 2009 at 03:19pm
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    Phenakistoscope.:
    My brother just started singing one now;

    In Jamaica there's a condom tree
    Find one and you will get them free
    You can do it all day long
    If you listen to this stupid song


    It made me giggle a bit when I heard it :tehe:
    We had one like that our was this:
    Come to the Jamaican condom tree,
    Buy one and get one free,
    Buy one to fit your knob,
    By one for Bill and Bob.

    :tehe:

    I don't know if this one's up.
    My sister used to crack up at it.

    Scooby Dooby Doo, did a poo,
    And Shaggy thought it was chocolate,
    Scooby Dooby Doo did a poo
    And that was the end of Shaggy.


    Best thing ever when we were younger. :shifty
    July 7th, 2009 at 03:54pm
  • Siriano;

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    I know a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend....


    I fucking love Lambchop! :crazy:
    July 8th, 2009 at 12:04am
  • fearlessgirl

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    My mom totally translated that and I kinda sorta maybe laughed. Ha HaWhat language is that in, out of curiosity?Its in Tagalog.I translated that; it made me laugh :D
    July 8th, 2009 at 11:51pm
  • Gibbers

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    The original Jack and Jill probably, because I heard it was actually about cheating on your significant other.

    I also loved when Micheal Emerson read Little Boy in Blue ::shivers:

    ...Creepy stuff, hahaha.
    No, Jack was the town drunk and he was getting his head cut off. Jill was the woman who was the catch his head when it rolled down the hill.
    There are many interpretations of it. That could be one, but I was told it was about adultery....
    These are kind of annoying me. :XD The original Jack and Jill was a Saxon poem about Mirmir's well and Yggdrasil. I love history. [/dork]
    July 9th, 2009 at 07:22am
  • Homicidal Maniac

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    i remember....

    "hey there baby
    Come on in
    i won't say maybe"

    then there was
    "sleep small boy
    your my toy
    i won't let you break
    then if you do
    i'll get you cake
    and tell you i love you"

    :) that was nice
    July 9th, 2009 at 07:41pm
  • Photobooth Mishaps

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    I have seven

    One:
    There's a place in france
    Where the naked ladies dance
    There's a hole in the wall
    Where the men watch it all
    The police don't shoot
    They think it's kinda cute
    The kings don't care
    They're in their underwhere.

    My baby brother heard my sister and I singing it once, so we made up an alternate version. It's not very good, since it was quick thinking.

    Anyway Two (the alternate version):
    There's a place in France
    Where the Gummy Bears dance
    There's a hole in the wall
    Where the people watch it all
    The monkies don't shoot
    They think it's kinda cute
    The kings don't care
    They eat the Gummy Bears.

    It's weak, but it worked. He was four at the time.

    Three:
    A stupid one that always made me snicker.

    S-E-X
    S-E-X
    Do it slowly
    That's the best
    Sex done quickly is no fun
    Once you start it's already done.

    Four:
    Down by the banks of the Hanky Panky
    Where the bull frog jumps from bank to bank-ey
    Where the eeps, ipes, soda pops
    Hey smackerdoodle and he went kerplops

    Five:
    Miss Mary Mack Mack
    All dressed in black black black
    With silver buttons buttons buttons
    All down her back back back
    She asked her mother mother mother
    For fifteen cents cents cents
    To see the elephants elephants elephants
    Jump over the fence fence fence
    They jumped so high high high
    They touched the sky sky sky
    And never came back back back
    Till the fourth of July July July

    Six:
    Mailman Mailman do your duty
    Here comes Miss American Beauty (can be subsituted with "the lady with the african booty)
    She can do the pom pom
    She can do the splits
    But most of all she can kiss kiss kiss
    K I S S (with each letter you spread your legs a bit. First person who's splits get to wide for them gives up and the other person wins.)

    And finally Seven:
    Chinese Checkers
    I can do Karate
    Chinese Checkers
    I can cut salame
    Chinese checkers
    I can call my mommy
    Chinese checkers
    Oops I'm sorry *pretend to push partner*
    You better be sorry *cross arms over chest*
    I'm not sorry *Turn back on partner, then spin back around*
    Inky Binky soda pop
    Inky binky boo
    Inky binky soda pop
    I Love You *Through last four lines jump to cross and uncross legs. If you end with crossed legs you are a girl, if you end with uncrossed legs you are a boy*
    July 10th, 2009 at 12:17pm
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    Ali bali, ali bali bee,
    Sittin' on yer daddy's knee,
    Waitin' for a wee bobbie,
    Tae buy some cooter's candy.

    Look at wee (child's name),
    (S)he's lookin' awffy thin,'
    A bag o' bones covered in skin,
    Soon (s)he'll be gettin' a wee double chin,
    Fae sookin' cooter's candy.

    Ali bali, ali bali bee,
    Sittin' on yer daddy's knee,
    Waitin' for a wee bobbie,
    Tae buy some cooter's candy.

    Daddy gie's ma bankie doon,
    I see the man he's comin' roon',
    Wi' a basket on his croon,
    Sellin' cooter's candy.

    Ali bali, ali bali bee,
    Sittin' on yer daddy's knee,
    Waitin' for a wee bobbie,
    Tae buy some cooter's candy.

    Then of course, there's "Wee Willie Winkie" :tehe:.

    Wee Willie Winkie rins through the toun,
    Up stairs and doon stairs in his nicht-goun,
    Tirlin' at the window, cryin' at the lock,
    "Are the a' the bairnies in their beds, it's noo past ten o'clock."
    "Hey, Willie Winkie, are ye comin' ben?
    The cat's singin' grey thrums to the sleepin' hen,
    The dog's spelder'd on the floor, and disna gi'e a cheep,
    But here's a waukrife laddie that winna fa' asleep!"
    Onything but sleep, you rogue! glow'ring like the mune,
    Rattlin' in an airn jug wi' an airn spune,
    Rumblin', tumblin' round about, crawin' like a cock,
    Skirlin' like a kenna-what, wauk'nin' sleepin' folk.
    "Hey, Willie Winkie - the wean's in a creel!
    Wambling aff a bodie's knee like a verra eel,
    Ruggin' at the cat's lug, and ravelin' a' her thrums
    Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he comes!"
    Wearit is the mither that has a stoorie wean,
    A wee stumple stoussie, that canna rin his lane,
    That has a battle aye wi' sleep before he'll close an ee
    But a kiss frae aff his rosy lips gies strength anew to me.

    Yea, the language would be in quite some Scottish slang, so sorry if you don't understand it. :XD
    July 10th, 2009 at 12:34pm
  • cardiotoxicity

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    Step on a crack you'll marry a rat.

    I hated that one, and I've forgotten most.
    July 10th, 2009 at 01:52pm
  • Artistic Difference

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    i had a clapping game one:
    pea soup *clap clap*
    pea soup *clap clap*
    pea soup from ca-li-fornia
    sitting on a dunny
    watching buggs bunny
    watching the clock go
    tick tock tick tock sho-walla-walla
    tick tock tick tock sho-walla-walla
    A - B - C - D - E - F - G
    wipe those cobwebs off my knee
    moonshine moonshine moonshine
    freeze!


    there were hand gestures too, but they're all so intricate
    god, kids have such unusual minds . . .
    July 10th, 2009 at 04:59pm
  • jane elliot .

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    My mom used to sing this lullaby thing to me and my siblings. It looks pretty ridiculous when I actually write it down, but... it's surprisingly soothing to babies, haha.

    Ninna-Nanna coco la della mama...
    Ninna-Nanna coco lo del papa


    That's all that I can remember of it, though.
    July 11th, 2009 at 01:50am
  • meese.

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    kryptonite.:
    I don't know if this one's up.
    My sister used to crack up at it.

    Scooby Dooby Doo, did a poo,
    And Shaggy thought it was chocolate,
    Scooby Dooby Doo did a poo
    And that was the end of Shaggy.


    Best thing ever when we were younger. :shifty
    I remember that one! :brightside:
    Hahaha, good times.
    July 11th, 2009 at 09:19am
  • mr. word vomit

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    "If you ask
    A rice cake will appear even in your sleep."


    It doesn't rhyme in English, but it kinda does in Korean (at least, the way my mom told me 1298484 times).
    July 11th, 2009 at 10:54pm
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    Evil renditions of the Barney theme song. :tehe:

    I hate you, you hate me.
    Lets get together to kill Barney,
    with a big shot gun!
    Barneys on the floor.
    No more purple di-no-saaaaur!


    or,

    I hate you, you hate me.
    Lets go out and kill Barney.
    With a warm hand gun,
    and a bullet through his head,
    aren't you glad that Barneys dead?


    Ah. Lovely childhood.
    We had;

    I hate you, you hate me,
    Let's all go and kill Barney
    With fifty bullets in his head
    Oh my God, Barney's dead!

    :XD

    Oh! And to the tune of the Spice Girls:

    If you wanna be my lover,
    Sex is 50p
    Condoms are two-fifty,
    Buy one, get one free!
    July 14th, 2009 at 11:13pm
  • nikiroo

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    After I saw this topic I sat thinking for hours on the ones we used to say. All I can remember are the ones we sang for jump rope.

    First one:
    Strawberry shortcake
    Cherries on top
    How many boy/girlfriends
    Do you got?

    And another:
    Cinderella dressed in yella
    Went upstairs to kiss a fella
    Made a mistake and kissed a snake
    How many doctors did it take?
    July 15th, 2009 at 03:51am
  • The Great Garrett.

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    Siriano;:
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    I know a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend.
    Some people started singing it
    without knowing it what it was.
    And they'll continue singing it forever just because
    it is a song that doesn't end.
    It just goes on and on my friend....


    I fucking love Lambchop! :crazy:
    That reminded me of this:
    I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
    I know a song that will get on your nerves
    and it goes like this...
    I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
    I know a song that will get on your nerves
    and it goes like this...
    I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
    I know a song that will get on your nerves
    and it goes like this...


    and so on
    July 15th, 2009 at 09:33am
  • The Great Garrett.

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    Double.
    July 15th, 2009 at 09:33am