Silly Rhymes From When You Were a Kid

Seven times seven is forty-nine
Hang your knickers on the line
When the postman comes along
Hurry up and put them on

Vanilla Bean:

i had a clapping game one:
pea soup *clap clap*
pea soup *clap clap*
pea soup from ca-li-fornia
sitting on a dunny
watching buggs bunny
watching the clock go
tick tock tick tock sho-walla-walla
tick tock tick tock sho-walla-walla
A - B - C - D - E - F - G
wipe those cobwebs off my knee
moonshine moonshine moonshine
freeze!

there were hand gestures too, but they're all so intricate
god, kids have such unusual minds . . .

This one was my favorite!!! Oh my gosh. And I remember all the hand movements too ha-ha.

When I was just a wee-wee tot
They took me off my wee-wee cot
And put me on my wee-wee pot
To see if I could wee or not
And when they saw that I could not
They took me off my wee-wee pot
And put me on my wee-wee cot
AND THEN I GAVE IT ALL I GOT!
When they saw that I could wee
They looked at me quite crazily
And then they knew they'd had to be
The people to clean up my wee
When they cleaned up all my wee
They looked at me pleadingly
And then they finally said to me
"Oh please don't take another wee"

And another...

We will, we will
Kick your butt
All the way to Pizza Hut
While you're there,
Comb your hair
Don't forget your underwear!

And another...

Skunk in a barnyard
P-U!
Who let him in there?
That's you!

And how could people EVER forget this one?!?!?!?!

Innie-meenie-minie-moe
Catch a tiger by his toe
If he hollers let him go
Innie-meenie-minie-moe

Also...

Bubble gum, bubble gum,
In a dish
How many pieces
do you wish?

And...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzz wasn't fuzzy,
Was he?

And...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And...

Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonalds, McDonalds
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
I like food, I like food
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
You like food, you like food
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

I think that's all :tehe:

Kyle William Burns:

That reminded me of this:
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a song that will get on your nerves
and it goes like this...
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a song that will get on your nerves
and it goes like this...
I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
I know a song that will get on your nerves
and it goes like this...

and so on

I used to sing something similar.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Everybody's nerves
Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
And this is how it goes:
I know a song...

Well, you get the picture.

We'd always play Miss Mary Mack and Concentration 64, but I'm not sure that that rhymes, on the playground.

My friend and I were going over a bunch of old verses, and I used to loved this one:

ABC, hit it. That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh, uh huh,
that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I found it, uh huh, uh huh.
You got the moves, and I got the grooves,
so peace,
pocket,
in your face,
brick wall,
waterfall,
boy, you think you know it all, but you don't.
I do. So poof with the attitude.
Bang, bang, choo choo train, wind me up and do my thing,
Reese's pieces, 7up, you mess with me,
I mess you up.

I love that one :)

Hahaha, I remember most of these.
Oooooh, such nice children ;)
Haha.

If you see a bunny
and it's nose is really runny
and you think it's funny
well it's-not.

(have to say the last part quickly to get the joke).

Double double this this,
Double double that that,
Double this, double that.
Double double this that.

And...

Apples on a stick, they make me sick. Makes my tummy go 246.
Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean,
Not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine.

My turtle swims sideways,
your turtle swims upside down,
my turtle swims sideways,
your turtle is dead

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail with water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill collapsed with laughter!

It's Dexter's Lavatory,
He's the cleanest boy you'll ever see,
But Dee Dee blows his toilet seats to smithereens.
It's mush and slush when things go flush,
In Dexter's Lav!

My friends and I re-wrote the Dexter's Lab theme song when we were thirteen.

fearlessgirl:

Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
The steamboat went to Heaven, Miss Suzy went to
Hello operater, please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll chop offf your
Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Suzy sat upon it and she cut her little
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the girls' bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park.
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are moaning in the D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,
Dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show.
A show is like a tv show and that is all I
Know I know my ma, I know I know my pa. I know I know my sister with the 80 dollar
Bra is for a booby, a booby's for a man. A man is for a football team and that is all I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa. I know I know my sister with the 80 dollar bra!
She dyed her hair in purple, she dyed her hair in pink. She dyed her hair in yellow and she threw up in the...
Sink me in the ocean, sink me in the sea. Sink me in the toilet, but please don't piss on me!

Also:

Ta-ra-ra-boomdeay! I lost my pants today!
I found them yesterday.
Ta-ra-ra-boomdeay!:tehe:

I had a different version of the Miss suzy one. It wasn't suzy it went like.

Mary had a little lamb
And a little duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would f.....
... all off.

Fry some eggs for breakfast,
Fry some eggs for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink,
The more you need to...

Peter had a boat.
The boat began to rock.
Up jumped George
And bit off his...

Cocktails, Ginger ale
Forty cents a glass,
If you don't like it
Well shove it up your...

Ask no questions, tell no lies.
I saw the boogieman doing up his...

Flies are bad, mosquitoes are worse
And that is the end of my silly little verse!

Einahpets:

Georgie porgie, pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'coz he was gay
:tehe:

OMG! too funny, I like that one!

my mom used to sing this when we were kids:
"No body like you, everybody hates you
Why don't you eat some worms
First you cut the head off, then you cut the tail off
And then you throw the guts away!!"

I've got a few I can remember singing with my cousin.

One:
When Lulu had a baby, she called it Sonny-Jim,
She took it to the wash house, to see if he could swim,
He swam to the bottom, he swam to the top,
When Lulu got excited, she pulled him by his,
Cocktails, cocktails, two & six don't mix,
If you don't like it, stick it up your,
Ask no questions, say no lies,
When you have a poo it attracts all the flies,
Bee's are dangerous, Wasps are worse,
This is the end of my dirty verse.

Two:
3-6-9, the Goose drank wine,
The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line,
The line broke, the monkey got choked,
And they all went to heaven in a lil' row bow.
(Clap, clap, clap...)
My Momma told me,
If I was goody,
That she would buy me,
A rubber dolly,
My Auntie told her,
I kissed a Solider,
Now she won't buy me,
A rubber dolly.

Three:
Mary had a little Sheep,
And with this Sheep she went to sleep,
The Sheep turned out to be a Ram,
And Mary had a little Lamb.

Four:
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To fetch her old dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Five:
1-2-3, my Mother found a flea,
She put in the Teapot to make a cup of tea,
The flea jumped out,
My mother gave a shout,
"Officer, Officer, your shirts hanging out!"

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