You or your alter ego?

Me this summer! Haha.

Learn how to play the piano?

I sort of want to, but I'm lazy and lack focus. Maybe my alter ego would succeed where I fail.

Go to a strip club?

Me... why not?

Strip?

Publicly? My alter-ego
Privately? Eh... no comment.

Write a fanfiction that is well over 100 pages?

Alter ego, far too lazy for that.

Get a tattoo?

I would if I could ever decide what to get and also wasn't too broke to get it.

Go to Las Vegas?

Me, ngl. Might as well go on an adventure.

Get eloped?

alter ego

run a marathon?

While I'm not opposed to the idea, it's more likely my alter ego that would actually commit and do it.

Have a house full of animals?

Alter ego

Buy a boat?

Alter ego. I'm too broke and too cheap to buy a boat.

Go fishing?

I guess me, but I didn't like it so I wouldn't do it again

Live in a mansion?

My alter ego probably. I figure I'll be broke for most of my life, and even if I did strike it rich I doubt I'd spend a ton of money on a huge house I don't need.

Play video games for like 12 hours straight?

Alter ego. I get bored easily.

Model professionally?

Alter ego definitely! I have neither the looks nor the inclination.

Publish a story?

I'd love to say me but I have such little time for such a task, so, unfortunately that would be my alter ego.

Go to the opera?

Me.

Start a mosh pit?

As fun as that might be under the right circumstances, it'd probably be my alter ego.

Try performing stand up comedy?

Alter ego.

Eat an entire cheesecake?

...Me. 100% me because I have no self-control nor any sense of "moderation".

Participate in a fundraising event?