You or your alter ego?

Depends on what the event is, when the event is, and what the funds are being raised for. Maybe my alter-ego has less conditions??

Run a marathon?

Alter ego. Far too lazy for that.

Run around your town / city streets naked for £500?

Alter ego because just no.

Stage dive?

Me.

Rode a motorcycle?

Alter ego, I'm terrified of them.

Skydive?

Alter ego, for sure.

Have a pet snake?

Me.

Dye your hair an outlandishly bright colour?

Alter ego. I love the look, don't have the courage.

Make someone you like a classic 90's mixtape?

Alter ego. I'm not so good at making mixtapes.

Join a boxing club?

Alter ago.

Buy a plane ticket spur of the moment with no specific destination in mind?

Me.

Binge-watch an entire series of a TV show for 24 hours without a break?

Honestly? Even as obsessive as I can be, that's too much for me, so alter-ego.

Go to a club?

Alter ego. I'll happily drink / spend hours in the pub but I despise clubbing.

Take a bath in some baked beans for £500?

Well, I mean... money is money and it's only baked beans. I'll just shower after so me.

Crowd surf at a concert/festival?

Alter ego. I have never gotten the appeal of crowd surfing. You get groped, whether intentionally or not, you probably kick at least one person in the head, your butt is all over people...just awkward and doesn't sound fun!

Watch Bob Ross's The Joy of Painting?

Alter ego. I have no idea what that even is though but I don't do arty painting. Only DIY painting.

Go to a football (or soccer whatever) match?

Probably my alter ego. I'm not like opposed to doing that per se, but it doesn't really interest me.

Go camping?

Alter ego. I like my creature comforts.

Travel around Europe in a camper van?

Alter ego, I haven't got the patience that that takes.

Put up a Christmas tree in October?

Nah, alter ego. My dad wouldn't let us. Pretty sure if he would, my mum would have it up in April. She adores Christmas.

Walk around in your underwear for a week for £1000?