You or your alter ego?

It depends. If I was alone, my alter ego. If it was with a group, I would do it. I tend to go to concert alone, so it would probably be my alter ego.

Audition for a movie?

Alter ego. I'm a terrible actor. I can't have a camera shoved anywhere near me without making some sort of weird face. It's a compulsion.

Convert to Buddhism?

Alter ego. I don't have the commitment for that

Drop everything and go travel around the world?

I mean I already did that once to move abroad so definitely me.

Pursue a career as a chef?

Alter ego. I'm fine with cooking for myself and family and friends, but I'm not interested enough or good enough to do it on that level. (Also, I'm like a mostly vegan vegetarian, and I'd have to move somewhere like a big city to really have enough clientele for that kind of food probably. )

Spray-paint graffiti on public property?

Alter ego. Not because I'm worried about getting caught, mostly because I'm terrible at anything painting-related.

Start a moshpit at a concert?

Alter ego, bc mosh pits are exhausting and I don't have the time for that shit.

Same?

Alter ego. I pretend I'm ~punk rock~ but I went into the moshpit at System of a Down by accident and basically had a panic attack until a large Dutch man got me and my friend out so nope not for me

Travel Europe in a Volkswagen camper van?

ME. ME. ME.

Get up on stage and be the lead actor/singer in a play/production?

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Aren't they the same?

Alter ego. I can't act / sing to save my life.

Buy a greenhouse and grow a lot of tomatoes?

ME :D I love tomatoes and gardening

Write a love song and play if for your crush?

Alter ego. I'd write the song but it wouldn't be a love song and I'd probably never sing it to whoever I was crushing on at the time. Probably a song about unicorns or the government or something.

Go on a cross-country roadtrip through Europe?

Me! that sounds awesome!

Run for political office?

Alter ego. I'm into politics, but I'd never become a politician.

Dye your hair purple?

Me Ain't even sorry 'bout it, it's a shame that purple fades really fast.

Get up on stage with your favourite band/singer and sing?

Alter ego. Were it an instrument-related it'd be me but I don't sing.

Spend £100 on makeup brushes?

Me. :oops:

Stay up for 24 hours straight?

Me

Buy a greenhouse?

Alter ego, just because I wouldn't have time for it.

40 minutes late to work?